Dear Friday's Letters....It's been a minute but, here we are.
Dear Becky from Big Brother....I was texting my friend Sarah about how interesting looking your teeth are. And 5 minutes later you say that you got hit by a train and your teeth fell out...a TRAIN. I mean....way to make me feel like a total creep. Dear Peachtree Road Race Photographers....As a photographer I feel you should know that taking pictures from a low angle is the LEAST flattering angle possible. Me and my apparent 900 pound thighs will not be ordering any photos for "memories sake" but thanks. Dear Facebook Quizzes that I love so much....Apparently I was supposed to be Johnny Depp Jr.....or possibly Harry Stiles brother.....basically even if I was born a man, I'd still be a girl.Winning.
Dear Tumblr....You are new to me but I find you to be more frustrating that a Pinterest link that leads to a picture. I mean I click on you and get led to a link from 9 centuries ago with a bunch of spam comments. I'm not sure I understand the purpose. You also make me feel 85 years old. Dear Snapchat....You keep me young. I get you. I mean it may have taken me 5 months to realize how people were adding stickers to their snaps but now I'm like total Snap Pro. Although I have realized I'm that sad person that snaps food.....because that's exciting.
My exciting Friday night!
Dear Jessica....Happy Birthday!! You're such a sweet and amazing friend and I hope today is the start of the best year ever! (Although with the arrival of Alexander, it might be hard to top!) Love you!