Dear Person in My Office that plays your talk radio out loud....I'm about one more baseball game away from turning all Dr. Dre on you and dropping some beats on those ears. But in all seriousness, who thinks this is ok? Dear Ashley...When someone asked you this week if you were watching "this intense game" you googled "big sports game april 29 2015." Thank god you're so stealthy....I mean Nets vs. Hawks...what a tight game. #girlproblems Dear Hair....Tomorrow we continue our battle against the blonde. I know blondes say being blonde is a lot of work but I have seriously never had a more aggressive color sprout from my head than blonde!
Dear The Gym...I'm going to need you to believe in vacuuming. After doing a round of pushups, I sat back to find a gray hair, a food particle and a small pile of dirt on my hands. I mean, vomit. Dear Sonicare...While I still hold fast that you are the best investment I've ever made, I briefly questioned that as I was standing in line paying $35 for a toothbrush head. Dear Atlanta....It's going to be May, that's right May.
(I have no idea what this means as I was not allowed to listen to secular music in the 90s....I still feel like it's relevant.)
It was 48 degrees when I woke up this morning. Throw a girl a bone and give her some summer already!
Dear Friday....Bless you.
Happy Friday Babes! What are you doing this weekend?