Friday, April 3, 2015

Friday's Letters....The One with the Citizens Arrest, the tank incident and 13 Sleeps

Lol funny 
Dear Mailman....I am fairly certain you are stealing my mail. I receive 3 out of about every 5 cards I'm supposed to receive. I really hope you enjoy those Sephora coupons my mom sent last week. Dear Client...We've worked together on and off for the past two years and you just realized this week that I'm an Account Manager. You thought I was a paralegal. I'm not saying this has gone to my head or anything but I feel fully prepared now to execute a citizen's arrest. 


Dear Light Gray Tank...You are like my all time favorite work out tank. However it was after a sweaty run on the treadmill Tuesday that I looked down and noticed my entire stomach was covered in sweat that had seeped through my shirt. No big deal normally. Only I had self-tanned the night before and my entire shirt was covered in brown sweat....I mean, attractive. Dear Self-Tanner...I think our relationship is too aggressive. Dear Pharrell....For the longest time I've been fairly impartial to you, just thinking you were a music dude who wore an Arby's hat. But I just saw an interview with you and you really impressed me. Fan 4 life as they say 


Dear Shalyn, Erica, Rissy and Sabrina....One year ago today we were all meeting in an airport in Vegas for the weekend of our lives. Just 13 sleeps and we get to do it all again. I CAN'T WAIT!! I miss ya'll!! Dear Australia....I just love your people. The other day I was on a customer service chat with a company located in Aussie Land and the agent called me "babes" and signed off with "xo :)." I love it. 

Dear Friday.... Let's party!
XO, A

5 comments:

P!nky said...

YAY! have so much fun with your girls!!!! I know it's going to be a blast. Make sure you hit up Urban Grub while you're there, the food is DIVINE!!!

xoxo

Caley-Jade Rosenberg said...

Aw man, so jealous of your girls trip with those babes!! x

Kylie said...

so jealous of your vegas trip! i've never been and always wanted to. can't wait to see pics!

Shannon said...

just thinking you were a music dude who wore an Arby's hat.


best sentence ever.

Alex said...

MORE REASONS FOR YOU TO COME VISIT AUSTRALIA!! I get called babe in person, too (by both men and women). At first it weirded me out, but now I love it. You could experience that in person!!!!! xo :)