Dear people at work....Milk is actually not a communal item. I hate to break it to you but we don't have people that just come and stock up on almond milk for your pleasure. That service is limited to toilet paper and copier ink. Dear Ashley...In the event of massive milk thievery, you may want to bring a backup lunch plan beyond a protein shake....or else you will end up being a hungry little muffin. Dear Concealer...God bless you. I don't know what's up lately but the under-eye circles have me looking like one of the children of the corn. I have become that girl that wears makeup to the gym...but not in a diva way....more in a, I don't want to scare these people away way.
I wonder if this counts for a quarter inch cut?
Dear Hair...We are going for our second trim in two months tonight. We are averaging like 200% more hair cuts than we've had in the past 5 years. Split ends we're coming for ya. Dear Arianna Grande...I am SO seeing you this week and I am so excited. You better believe crop tops and high ponies are happening.
I'm obsessed with this.
Happy Friday to...you.