Friday, November 7, 2014

Friday's Letters.....Kanye, My Old Man Friend and Tutus

My love and me  He keeps me safe and wild I keep him safe and wild This works both ways
I just love this

Dear the iPhone 5...We had a lot of good memories but, namely, in the past two months my main memory has been of me and you...attached to the wall due to your ever-dying battery...like, every hour.Dear the iPhone 6....Nevermind that you refuse to sync all my songs except for the Taylor Swift ones (Suri who? I've named you Kanye). Nevermind the fact that your screen is the size of my head and when I go running it looks like I'm carrying around a pocket bible and not a phone...your battery lasts all day...and that's really all that matters.Dear Ed, My old man gym friend...You have returned, after 3 months. I was glad to see you back but then we stepped into creepy territory when you asked if I would ever run away with someone older than my Grandpa. Let's keep it in the friend zone Ed! Dear Halloween Candy...My strategy at the beginning of the week was to gain some self-control and just not eat you. My strategy today is just to finish you as fast as I can so you're not a daily pain point of guilt.Dear Halloween...I kind of miss you. I wish you were tonight again so I could relive you. Minus the whole freezing part. Way to drop 30 degrees on the one night I decide to wear a tutu Atlanta. #halloweenprobs





Happy Friday babes

XO, A

4 comments:

Tiffany said...

He! Ed entered creepy zone for sure....

Katie said...

i just ate so much candy with the same reasoning! get it over with! ;)

The Pink Growl said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOVE my iPhone 6! It's my new obsession (as if I needed another one!)

Shannon said...

OMG - are your friends the dancing twins emoji? Dying. *laughlaughlaughsnort*