Dear Halloween....You are today. Time to bust out my best bra and panties. Juuuust kidding. Of course I'm wearing wings with that ensemble. Dear the Candy Bowl at Work...You and I both know we've been seeing far too much of each other lately for that last letter to be true. Dear LinkedIn...I don't know how to work you. I was just trying to change my company and accidentally gave myself a new job. So thanks...thanks man that I sit next to every day for congratulating me on my new position at my new company. I'll see ya Monday. Dear Pure Barre....The only downside to wearing socks for class is that sometimes I forget to bring "after class shoes." Long live the workout pants and heels look....brings the boys to the yard. Only not really. Dear Pumpkin...I had big plans to carve you however, I'm fairly certain the instructions for carving a pumpkin begin with "a man."
Happy Halloween Ya'll....Party On.