Dear women at work.....WHAT are you doing in the bathroom? I mean, in the time it took one of you to go and wash your hands, I changed out of a work outfit into a completely spandex get up (do you know how hard spandex is to get on sometimes?) AND folded my clothes AND put my hair in a pontytail AND washed my hands. Like is there an essential step I'm missing in the bathroom process? Dear Atlanta Traffic...For the love,man, I am seriously about one more traffic jam away from becoming that woman in her tennis shoes and pencil skirt schluffing the streets. Dear That woman in the pencil skirt and tennis shoes schluffing the streets....You are officially the smartest person in the world.
I mean, when done right...it's not half bad
Dear Fall Fashion...I'm kind of digging you. If I have to be pale, I might as well be dressed cute. Dear Gone Girl (yes, it is 4 weeks later and I am still reading Gone Girl. I do not lie when I say I am literally the slowest reader.)...You are such a departure from my normal reading (which would be like a magazine) but I am really digging you.
Dear Friday....Today is Spirit Day at the office...which often proves difficult when your team is the Gamecocks....and of which "gamecocks" is often...um.....abbreviated. Time to get creative with appropriate office-wear!
Happy Friday Muffins!
Friday's Letters concepted by Ashley Slater