Friday, April 25, 2014

Friday's Letters...The one with the completely irrelevant pictures

Dear Apartment....We have not seen each other for more than 6 hours a day this whole week. Considering I am sleeping and getting ready for work in that time, it's safe to say you are beyond disastrous. If something tragic should happen to me, someone please vouch that I am not the filthy person the state of my apartment would otherwise suggest. Dear Coworker....I'm not a huge environmentalist person but, it's really unnecessary to flush the toilet BEFORE you go. Like what is in there that's going to get you? 
Dear Southwest....I know you have this rep as the "fun airline" but you know what's not fun? A delayed flight...and then another one...and then a new plane not coming in for 4 hours when you are traveling from the West Coast to the East. I love airports probably more than your average bear frequent flyer but there are only so many coffees and granola bars one can take. That being said....Dear Southwest again...I now have another poor service travel voucher so, yeah....we'll be seeing one another again. Dear Sabrina...I'm obsessed with your Vegas recap. I've read this about a hundred times. Dear Man at the Gym....The amount of cologne you have on at 5am is very concerning. I mean, just why? ...It also makes it impossible to use the bikes in the morning as the air around you is entirely polluted. 

Dear Friday...God bless you for being you and being you today. 
What's everyone doing for the weekend? It's going to be B-E-A-U-tiful in Atlanta this weekend and I'm one excited girl! 



BLovedBoston said...

oh my gosh that last funny - hilarious!! I have never flown south west and everyone's experiences always scare me away from it!! Happy weekend love!

Jamie said...

Have a wonderful weekend!

Shannon said...

Just read your friend's entire vegas recap. I have a feeling a lot of shananigans went on those few days. :)

The Pink Growl said...

I love that cardigan joke - never gets old! Classic Dumb & Dumber!

Pamela said...


Sara Louise said...

I'm pretty sure the cologne guy at the gym could be Gregory, except of course he's in Texas and not Atlanta but he is so that guy. I blame the whole 'French' thing.