I haven't had cereal in about 4 months. I bought a box of raisin bran this weekend and it's basically like gold. Cereal is amazing. And Raisin Bran is amazing however, not as amazing as Lucky Charms....no cereal can touch that. #Fact.
A spray tan happened this weekend and it's amazing how much life improved after that. I mean I hate to be shallow and all that but, everything is better tan. #Fact.
Literally my only social outing this weekend was to a town 30 minutes away from where I live. But, since it was my only one, I made it a good one and went to see my friend I've known for more than 20 years...TWENTY. Whoa! It doesn't matter that we always meet in a grocery store coffee shop, I have the best time with this girl, always. #Fact.
I have broken three mirrors in the past three months. Thank God I don't believe in luck or I'd be about a lifetime out of it. #Fact
For someone who is going on vacation on back-to-back-to-back vacations, I think I've never been more stressed out in a long time. These are clearly first world problems #Fact
It's only Wednesday and I legitimately thought it was Friday. #Fact
I got my hair done last night and while I'm pleased, I think I'm going to go back and ask for a few booster highlights. And doing this makes me more nervous than standing naked on a sidewalk. And the only people who shouldn't feel nervous doing that are named Giselle, Miranda and Doutzen. #Fact
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