Friday, February 28, 2014

Friday's Letters....The One with Juan Pablo, Sean and the Neighbor


Dear Pippa The Car...I'm sorry it took me about 2 months to give you a bath. I'm also sorry that I gave you said bath the day before the snow storm. Dear Hot Neighbor....I saw you for the first time when I was not in some post-workout-sweat-attire. Which makes it super unfortunate that I smiled and told you "Good Morning!" It was 6pm. Dear Airfare Watch Alerts....you get me every time with your cheeky "Fly $170 Round Trip" subject lines. The $170 rate is actually only if you get on a plane in the next hour, you're going to South Dakota and you're staying from Tuesday through Christmas. Dear Juan Pablo...You struggle for real dude. You think every girl is "So.Hawt." "Pretty" and "ayeayeaye." I mean, that says "forever." Dear Sean Lowe....I wish I could clone you. Mostly so we don't have to watch Juan Pablo anymore but also because THIS was amazing. If you have an extra twelve minutes and 32 seconds laying around, you should spend it watching this. Dear anyone reading my Twitter Feed Tuesday night...I apologize. I literally could not stop tweeting about the bachelor. 
just a sampling

Dear Ashley...It's been a long week. I know this because you packed your pajamas in your purse yesterday. Dear The Kitchen....Together this week we made a roux....which is apparently when you throw flour into some olive oil and wait. Dear Roux....You are the fanciest thing I have ever made. 


Friday has landed. Amen.
XO, A

Friday's Letter developed by Ashley Slater

12 comments:

Jess @ Pretty Physicist said...

I'm pretty impressed that you made a roux! What were you cooking?

Shannon said...

I have never seen a single episode of the bachelor ever, but for some reason this Juan Pablo is showing up everywhere in my world. So.hawt.

The Pink Growl said...

It has been a long weekend! I'm ready for the weekend!

shannon v. said...

I don't watch the Bachelor, but even looking at that guy's picture makes me feel icky. He looks smarmy.

Whitney @ justacountry-girl said...

omg your twitter feed cracks me up! over here laughing out loud right now. i am coming to ATL in march for the SEC tourney. I need some restaurant recommendations siter pants :-)

BLovedBoston said...

The bachelor was awful - awful but somehow could not stop watching it!! After reading your tweets from the blog - immediately following your hilarious self!! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

yay! you cooked! i'm impressed! and like you, i am sooooo ready for the weekend...esp since we get to hang tomorrow! woohoo!

Pamela said...

Ohh Juan Pablo! AHH.

Brittany said...

Oh Sean. I love him. He was the best bachelor ever. No one will ever beat him.

Tiffany said...

SO with you on the airfare alert thing. Seriously, I need to just delete them because all they ever do is get me super excited and then totally piss me off when, as you say, I don't need to go to South Dakota on Tuesday!

Alex said...

I giggled over the "good morning" comment. Totally something I would have done. And making a roux is no joke, so good job!!!

Sara Louise said...

Chris Harrison needs to hire you stat.

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