Friday, February 21, 2014

Friday's Letters...The one with the teeny weeny bikini and the jump rope


Dear This Picture....you have absolutely no relevancy to this post but I think you are hilarious. Dear swimsuit bottoms I bought for Vegas...Either the model who had you on has the butt the size of a peach or mine is infinitely larger than I thought. Here I was thinking I purchased a bikini cut only to have a thong show up. Vegas or not, you are being returned tomorrow because that is just inappropriate on a multitude of levels. Dear Book Club...Even though I only read about 8 pages of the assigned book in the two months I had (I can safely say all college study skills have gone down the drain), you are never a disappointment. The next book is only 250 pages and has pictures. I am hopeful. Dear Ashley...I truly thought you were getting better at this whole direction thing but...75 minutes to get to book club and a swing by the Braves stadium which is actually about 6 miles in the opposite direction, has proven this is not the case. God bless the GPS. Amen. Dear This Week....If you were a place, you'd be hell. That is all. #bringontheweekend  Dear the Jump Rope....I jumped you 15 times. FIFTEEN. Considering my average for my whole life is about two jumps, I think this is my sign to join a professional jump rope group. 

Happy Friday Muffinheads! 
XO, A

Friday's Letters developed by Ashley Slater

10 comments:

J-Berg said...

I never could get the hang of jump rope. But seeing as I have a hard enough time walking, this really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

It's a good thing my name isn't Grace.

The Pink Growl said...

I'm far too uncoordinated for jumping rope, it's dangerous. Love that cute little lion pic!

Shannon said...

Ah, jumping rope. I'm decent at it, except for the whole "it is an insanely hard cardio workout" aspect of it.

And good job with marketing. Because of that adorable picture, your post was the very first one I clicked on to read this morning even though I normally go in chronological order!

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

you and that jump rope - hilarious! and that picture...so glad you put it up. best one yet for a friday!

Brooke said...

i'm so uncoordinated - but jumping rope isn't an issue for some reason. haha

Also, that picture is hilarious and your butt could not be big, so it must be the bathing suit!

Jamie said...

That picture is fab.

Katie said...

I always see the jump ropes hanging at the gym and wonder who uses them. Now I know :) Sneak me into your Vegas suitcase???

CheapRunnerMichelle said...

why do bikini's have to be so difficult to buy...of the life of a girl
PS. I am super jelly over your trip to Vegas

Brianna said...

JUMP ROPE SUCCESS!!! so proud haha

Sara Louise said...

I think that photo is hysterical too :)

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