Thursday, January 9, 2014

Friday's Letters...The one with the Jump Rope video, bathroom convos and Zac Efron

Dear the influx of ASPCA commercials....You are literally a day-ruiner. I'm going to need you to start airing those only after I'm in bed. I just need all puppies to be loved and coated in fur puffer vests for the winter....is that so much to ask? (Really I just wanted a reason to post this picture of O'MalleyDear you poor kids who didn't have school cancelled on Tuesday....I mean, you just have to feel like a martyr. Dear coworker that talks on the phone in the bathroom stall...I need you to know that makes for a real uncomfortable restroom experience for everyone in there. I mean plus that's just filthy. Dear Jump Rope....you darn jump rope. I watch people in the gym skip you like Muhammed Ali. How are you so hard?! I cannot figure you out.
I'd say there's no shame in my game however....this is mega shameful. I just couldn't get across in words how horrible I really am at this playground sport. It's time like these I'm thankful I was homeschooled. 

Dear Zac Efron...I don't think anyone wears a suit better than you. Like, ever in the history of suit-wearing. 

I mean...grrrr

Dear the First Full Week of Work Back....You weren't as horrible as I had anticipated. I mean, sure, I miss my daily afternoon naps but that's what red bulls for right? Regardless, Friday, I'm glad you're here. 

What are your weekend plans?!

XO, A

Friday's Letters created by Ashley Slater


9 comments:

Brianna said...

oh man.... the jump rope. I laughed a little but seriously... I had the same problem. I don't know what's wrong with me but when I learned, I learned doing it BACKWARDS first. honest. for some reason that was a WHOLE lot easier for me. weird right?! and then I could do the skipping forward one and finally forward with both legs... haha I think you're just jumping a BIT too early. maybe try backwards first? haha worked for me ;)

OH ZAC EFRON. swoon.

The Pink Growl said...

Oh yes ma'am Zac Efron be lookin good!!! And I SO agree with those ASPCA commercials, just Stttttttoooooppp!

P!nky said...

Mr Efron looks amazing!

ASPCA commercials are the worst!

Katie said...

Holy Zac Efron. What does he not wear well? Riddle me that.

Also, SNOW DAYS. The school I work at (but not for. Confusing? Yes) had this entire week off! No bueno. This lady wants a normal work week!

Elise said...

oh my goshhh...I lived in a dorm my freshman year of college that had community bathrooms and there was one girl who ALWAYS had full on conversations when she was in there. She would also sing gospel songs when she wasn't on the phone. I never understood it!

Katie said...

We share the same jump rope skills. The same terribleness also applies to roller skating, ping pong and hula hooping for me. I fail at all basic childhood activities.

Kayla said...

White girls (like us) can't jump, just a fact. Love you!

Sara Louise said...

Two things:
1. I got mad jump roping skills.
2. Zac Efron is WORKING that suit. Damn.

Brittany said...

Awww cute puppy :)

that is so funny that you can't jump rope!! Ps your voice is so sweet

I love me some Zac