Literally, not a thing to do with this post but so hilarious.
Dear The Seasons….You know how long it’s taken me to warm up to the idea of fall and then, WHAM BAM, it’s 22 degrees out of nowhere! I am not prepared for the amount of layering that has been happening for the gym in the mornings. Dear All You People Up North Getting Snow Already…if Evolution were a real thing, you would definitely be considered “the fittest”….as I would be dead by now. Dear ABC Channel 2 News…You clearly need a lesson in what is and what is not “Breaking News.” The Atlanta Braves building a new stadium…..IN 2017….not so much breaking news. Dear Mall People…Can we please be mindful that I live ever so near your establishment and simmer down on the Christmas decorations? Those ginormous Christmas wreaths with the sparkly lights….while it’s pretty and all, I can’t help but look at it and think “traffic encourage-er.” Dear Thanksgiving….You are so close and I am so excited. Turkey Trots, movie nights with the fam, seeing friends….count me in! Dear Boss…The other day I fist-bumped you…only you weren't going in for a fist-bump. You just happened to have your hand in a fist. I’m sorry, because that was really, truly awkward. Dear Mums...You were an impulse buy at the Publix but darn if you weren't the best 4 bones spent all year.
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