Dear Miley Cyrus....in the wake of your horrendous, VMA romp, there's been a flurry of loving blog letters to you from writers telling you how you are so much better than your recent behavior..and while I can't deny they are well written, I'm gonna tell it to you like it is girl...you're acting like a ho. You really need to lock it up...and by lock it up, I mean buy a sweater. Dear Skinny-taste chicken, broccoli & noodle casserole...In trying to accomplish my September goals, I chose you as my "new recipe to try." After using every single pot and pan I own, I realized you are just a very labor-intense version of tuna noodle #facepalm.
Dear Fall Fashion.....while I'm kind of digging some of your trends (oh hey motorcycle boots and everything garnet...I'm talking to you) I have to confess you are a bit overwhelming...and pricey! Dear Julia....Forget celebrity "girl crushes," I just want to be you. You have the most amazing clothes and adventures....2 weeks at NY Fashion Week and then on to vacation in Hawaii....yeah. If you need a best friend or adopted daughter who is your age, I know a brunette in Atlanta that would fit the ticket perfectly.
Dear Ashley....next time you add a gif to your post, you should probably do it last so that you don't develop a twitch watching it no less than 3,254 times while writing said post. Dear John Mayer and Katy Perry....Who You Love has been on repeat this whole week. SO good.
Dear Friendsies....How are you spending your weekend? I think you should all drive to Atlanta so we can play.
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