Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday's Letters....The one with the breakup, crop tops and baby cheeks

I have been waiting ALL week for Friday's Letters this week.....
miley cyrus
Dear Miley...I love that your reason for calling off your engagement reportedly was because you "came to grips that Liam was unfaithful to you." I guess twerking in a bra and panties and rubbing a foam finger on a married man's crotch  can be filed under the "being faithful" category in your book? Dear Liam...I have been waiting for forever to write this letter. You finally came to your senses man! Now please just don't be getting it on with January Jones because I don't want to have to hate you too. Dear Miley (again)...Despite my distaste for...pretty much everything about you....your song Wrecking Ball is one of my current favs. What can I say....sometimes ho-bags have good voices. 

Whew....that.felt.good
our fave way to wear the crop top trend...a touch of skin and loads of color! #kendrascott
Dear Crop Top Trend....I really adore you. I'm going to have to become BFF with some ab moves before I'm bold enough to try you. Please stay in style for at least 2 more months. Dear Dude in the grocery store that said "mmm sexy stuff" as I walked by...now how did you know I find all my boyfriends in the Little Debbie aisle of the grocery store? Also, girls love being called "stuff."  Love it. #vomit Dear Ashley...You need to start frequenting better grocery stores. Dear Wednesday's readers...I feel totally validated in my unprofessional LinkedIn profile pic so...thank you. Dear Kayla...you are not allowed to have any more babies until we live in the same city. I can't take seeing pictures like this and not knowing when I am going to get to kiss those squishy cheeks. 
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Today is "Field Day" in our office which  means in between working and conference calls, I will be dominating in corn-hole and ladder ball...and by dominating I clearly mean praying I at least get the bag in the hole once. 

Link up with Ashley for Friday's Letters

XO, A

14 comments:

P!nky said...

hahahah when miley and liam broke up I immediately thought of your friday letters!

choose to be happy blog said...

hahaha i heart you ash-laaaaaaay! you make me smile with your miley/liam thoughts. and do you hear me over here? echoing your sentiments!! i mean, that girl. whaaaaat is she thinking. it just makes me uncomfortable. but DARN IT WRECKING BALL, it is good. it is sooo good. i heard it for the first time this past weekend and was like noooooooo . i . dont. want . to . like. you. but it happened. so yes, i guess its true, "sometimes hoe bags have good voices" hahaha (that made me actually lol)

The Pink Growl said...

Get it with the cornhole girl!! Let's not dwell on the "why" they broke up, let's just celebrate that handsome man being single! HOLLA!

Catie said...

This totally made my day! Have a great weekend.

Young and Fabulous said...

HAHAH your letter to miley. AMAZING...

and ok i am also really loving wrecking ball as well! ill pretend i didnt see the weird video hahah

i love that you have field days in your office...that is seriously SO MUCH FUN!!! TEAM BONDING YA!!

xoxoxo

Alex said...

I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT MILEY AND LIAM. She would have been bad news for the great country/continent of Australia, anyway.

Bre said...

Two things:

1. I feel the same way about Wrecking Ball. Totally shocked!

2. Can I come work with you so I can have a field day?

J and A said...

gah love your letters to Miley and Liam. And that baby - oh my goodness. CUTE!!

Elise said...

I am the WORST at ladderball. I hate that game, and people hate playing with me because I tend to almost knock them out.

But corn hole is fun!

BKCsquared said...

HAHAHA I LOVE your letter to Miley and Liam. & as much as I'm not a fan of Miley, I also love "Wrecking Ball", but I think I love Liam a little more.

xo, B
BKCsquared

Erica Ashley said...

oh Miley! At my college we had an actual wrecking ball...that had to be taken down due to Mileys music vid and the amount of college students swinging naked on it!

Katie said...

As soon as I saw the announcement I KNEW that you would be blogging about it. THANK GOODNESS. 'Bout time, Liam.

I really like Wrecking Ball although it has not been the same since watching the music video. Funniest thing: yesterday night, out of nowhere, I got a text from my sister that simply said: "Not gonna lie.. that Miley Cyrus wrecking ball song is catchy."

That grocery store man sounds like such a catch. I can't believe you lost out on a winner like him.

Katie said...

on a totally non-related to this post note...

thank you for your words and email this week. it made this weekend a little easier to get through. I really appreciate it very much and I am thankful to have people to listen. thank you for taking time out of your life to respond. thanks.

Sara Louise said...

"mmm sexy stuff" ?!?!?! GROSS! Just reading that some guy said that to you makes me want to take a shower.

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