I have been waiting ALL week for Friday's Letters this week.....
Dear Miley...I love that your reason for calling off your engagement reportedly was because you "came to grips that Liam was unfaithful to you." I guess twerking in a bra and panties and rubbing a foam finger on a married man's crotch can be filed under the "being faithful" category in your book? Dear Liam...I have been waiting for forever to write this letter. You finally came to your senses man! Now please just don't be getting it on with January Jones because I don't want to have to hate you too. Dear Miley (again)...Despite my distaste for...pretty much everything about you....your song Wrecking Ball is one of my current favs. What can I say....sometimes ho-bags have good voices.
Dear Crop Top Trend....I really adore you. I'm going to have to become BFF with some ab moves before I'm bold enough to try you. Please stay in style for at least 2 more months. Dear Dude in the grocery store that said "mmm sexy stuff" as I walked by...now how did you know I find all my boyfriends in the Little Debbie aisle of the grocery store? Also, girls love being called "stuff." Love it. #vomit Dear Ashley...You need to start frequenting better grocery stores. Dear Wednesday's readers...I feel totally validated in my unprofessional LinkedIn profile pic so...thank you. Dear Kayla...you are not allowed to have any more babies until we live in the same city. I can't take seeing pictures like this and not knowing when I am going to get to kiss those squishy cheeks.
Today is "Field Day" in our office which means in between working and conference calls, I will be dominating in corn-hole and ladder ball...and by dominating I clearly mean praying I at least get the bag in the hole once.
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