Thursday, August 15, 2013

Friday's Letters....the one with the curse, the ask out and car snacks

Dear Friend Shannon (as opposed to sister Shannon) ….I love that you send your blog comments via text. Dear ATL Traffic....I don't really curse but a curse abbreviation is totally warranted here - WTH! - 40 minutes to go a mile! Dear Ashley...you need car snacks. Refer to last letter. Dear Person I don't know at all but always endorses my skills on link'd in....you should know that is super weird. Dear Juan Pablo….two people have asked if they can sign me up for next year’s Bachelor after you were announced as The Bachelor…No offense but unless you sprout some muscles and sandy blonde hair, you’re not really my type….the accent however, that can stay. 

Dear 40 Year Old Man wearing monochromatic maroon that so romantically asked me out in the meat section of the Walmart by asking if I wanted to make you dinner...you must get all the women don't you? Dear Kayla....I love that instead of just telling me you might be going into labor soon....you sent me the most detailed text of everything going on in your body. You sure can't take the nurse out of the mom!

  
Dear Ashton Chris Kutcher....After watching your speech at the Teen Choice Awards, you may have skyrocketed to my favorite male celebrity of all time. I couldn't agree more with every.single.thing you said. One of the best speeches I've ever heard. And on that note, I know you dig leggy brunettes and sometimes frequent Atlanta.....

.....and just remember, Mila Kunis can look like this....
I'm just sayin. 

I would say to link up with Friday's Letters with Ashley but she's probably not linking up today as she's busy having a baby! Love you Ash! 
XO, A

11 comments:

SHUG IN BOOTS {Beth} said...

wow @ the dude in the walmart. bless his crazy old heart. i hope he enjoyed his meat. pun may or may not have been intended.

Raven said...

ok LOL to all of these! Esp the Mila Kunis one and I FREAKING LOVE that video of Ashton I mean Chris!!! Hell yes, every child needs to hear that! Best speech in a long time.

love you Ash! miss you!! looking gorgeous as always!

Michaela said...

Hahaha...great as always! Loved Ashton's speech, too. Juan Pablo was such a random choice, but I'm excited about the season!

ALSO. Dear Ashley, I get to see you in one month!!!! :)

The Pink Growl said...

I am getting a lot of random LinkedIn crap lately! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

Tiffany said...

I saw that Ashton video the other day and absolutely loved it. LOVED it. And you are totally hotter than Mila! :)

~Tiffany

P!nky said...

What a great great speech. Ashton isn't my fave but that speech was amazing!

thanks for the mila pic!

Shannon said...

My husband loves Mila Kunis...you better believe I'm sending him this pictures! Thank you!

Also, since you have so many Shannons in your life, that just adds to your cool scale. And you were already pretty high to begin with!

Alex said...

Juan Pablo's name is a bit annoying, but oooo hottie.

And I love seeing gorgeous celebrities looking ugly. LOVE IT. I am mean.

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

so totally missed the teen choice awards this year and kept hearing about ashton - or chris', excuse me - speech. that was actually really good, and i have never been his biggest fan (except in valentine's day - i thought he was adorable in that). but yeah, wow - good stuff!

as for the rest of this post, hilarious as always. love you, girl!

Ashley said...

Juan Paaaablo ;) Love love love. Why do we have to wait until January to see that face every day?? I also watched that "Chris" Kutcher video and fell in love with him even more than before. So great.

Sara Louise said...

Oh that photo of Mila is HILARIOUS! Obviously Chris Kutcher should date you ;)
And I for one am happy Juan Pablo isn't your type, that means I can have him all to myself!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA!

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