Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Friday's Letters....Royal Nuggets, The Man in the Elevator & Alien Fingers

Dear Kate Middleton.....I can't wait for you to doing something else royal. Dear everyone making comments about not caring about the royal baby because they're British and we're American and the Revolutionary War and yada yada yada ....yeah, it's called history. And it's not like we're over here burning flags. #buzzkills  Dear Groupon....you sent me an email for discount botox I can inject at home. What could possibly go wrong there? 

Dear man in the elevator that told me it's been "too bright out" for you lately...Where did you live previously? Hell? Dear person that lived in my apartment before me...dude ever hear of forwarding your mail? Bank statements, new health insurance cards....yeah, hope you don't need those kind of things. Dear Google Reader...Ilene and I discovered on the same day that you still work....Well-played blog-lovin', well-played. Dear Fingers....I noticed this week how alien-ish you are. However, you come in handy. When paired with these monkey arms, I can sit on my couch and lock my front door...stand and scratch my knees, the possibilities are endless. 

Dear Friends, Happy Friday.
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XO, A

10 comments:

Tiffany said...

I get so sick of people bashing on the Royal Baby. Let me enjoy happy news instead of stuff about shootings and wars and plane crashes. Someone had something up that said, "Why do we care more about the royal baby than American agriculture?" Um....I love the RB and agriculture both, and they are completely not related. Dummies!

~Tiffany

Pamela said...

"I can sit on my couch and lock my front door" bahahah! You're crazy!!

Shannon said...

Dude - alien like long fingers are da bomb. I'd much rather have those than short stumpies.

And also, I guess I can't name my baby Prince George of Cambridge anymore, can I? Boo. ;)

walking dot photography said...

bahaha! Love this. Also: ditto on the google friend connect. I kept hearing it wasn't true while everyone kept going around panicking (slight exaggeration) and urging everyone to hurry up and move their blogs over.VERY well played, bloglovin!
xox
giedre

P!nky said...

total #buzzkills....



[losers] ;)

Nicole Shea said...

Glad I missed the crazy frenzy of google reader pretending to go away--it must have been during my blogging dry spell!
I feel you on the long fingers, I actually had "friends" call them ET fingers growing up!

The Pink Growl said...

I've had people tell me I have ET fingers! HAHA I have long skinny ones too - unlike the rest of my body! At home botox??? Let's do this together! HAHA

Mimi said...

hahaha, i love what you said about people who say we shouldn't care about the british royals -- it made me laugh! :D

<3, Mimi
http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

Matthew Green said...

If you think fingers are alienish, check out feet!

Sara Louise said...

DIY Botox?! The mishaps from that will be glorious and should have their own Tumbler.