Thursday, March 7, 2013

Friday's Letters....Fire, Knives and Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Dear Rhianna....You really should stop insta-gramming nearly naked photos of yourself. It only makes you look as desperate as say someone who returns to a physically abusive relationship.....oh wait. You may just replace my Friday Letters to Miley with how you've been behaving lately. Dear Miley....That could never happen. You died your gross haircut blue/gray this week.Yeah, that's looks awesome. 
 
Dear Coworker that always makes fun of me...You guessed that I was 20 pounds lighter than I actually am this week. I may look light but you apparently don't realize I'm more like the solid chocolate Easter bunnies than the hollow variety.
Dear TRX classes....I am so excited for you. I fully expect to have ripped arms like Ami by the time my 5 classes expire. Dear my expectations ...don't worry, you are totally realistic. Dear Airport Security....the FAA announced that you are now allowing small knives to be carried in your checked baggage. But try carrying on cuticle scissors or 3.2 ounces of shampoo and its in the trash faster than you can blink. 

Dear REAL fire that started on my floor yesterday at work....You filled our office with gray smoke and were super scary. There were real firemen with picks and axes covering our floor. I'm apparently averaging two fire alarms and one real fire per month these days. Awesome.

Link up with Ash here.
Happy Friday Muffins

XO, A

14 comments:

Erin said...

Oh RiRi. Milan Kunis also tweeted a picture of her ass a couple days ago. I think I might try it out tomorrow...

Sara Louise said...

Rhianna is so freaking disappointing. And Miley, sweet Georgia Brown! She is the train wreck that just keeps on giving!

Heidi said...

The girl I babysit is a 7 year old aspiring actress. Miley is her role model..... this will be her one day. Guaranteed. Except she won't have the hot fiance.

Shannon said...

But, but, but - I was going to dye my hair blue-gray. You don't like? ;)

P!nky said...

Oh you poor dear, so scary!!!

And wow,riri and miley, just go away!

The chocolate bunnies, bahahah!

xoxo

Katie said...

Ok, but seriously. WHAT is Miley thinking?!

Heather (GurleeGirrl) said...

Love the pic of our favorite trash-bag. That hair - holy cripes what is she thinking. Better question is WTF Liam? Are you blind?

Love your hollow/solid bunny analogy :) You are just to darn cute!

Have a great weekend Ashley!

Amanda said...

I love the picture of the chocolate bunnies! So funny!!

Michaela said...

Ohh Miley. Yikes. That is all!

Happy weekend my lovely friend! xoxo

Chelsea said...

Fun letters! I love the pictures that you add to spice up your post :-) Can't wait to read more!


Happy Friday!
Chelsea
www.mypinkscribbles.blogspot.com

Ashley said...

Good luck with the trx classes, my husband loves it!

Julie Foster said...

Hi! I just saw the photo of Miley, she keeps changing her style and it is not working for her.

How have you been?

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

ooooh, miley. i have to agree with you on this one. not really loving the blue-gray so much.

p.s. cannot wait for the 30th! woohoo!

Brady and Jamie Sefcik said...

I thought the same when I saw mileys hair. Yuck!