Friday, January 11, 2013

Friday's Letters: Haters, Sweet Potatoes and Miley


Dear Miley Cyrus....You look like my Barbie Doll after I attempted to cut her hair when I was little....and then it was uneven so I had to cut it a little more....and then it was uneven again so I had to cut a little more...well, you follow. Dear Work....You threw one heck of a curve ball at me yesterday and I can't stop thinking about you. Dear Taylor Swift.....Olivia Munn totally Kanye'd you at the People's Choice Awards. Haters 'gon hate girl. Haters 'gonna hate. 
Haters gonna hate.
Dear abnormally large sweet potato I spent 15 minutes cooking last night....after your were done in the microwave, I spritzed you with butter and blasted you with cinnamon. It was upon first disgusting bite that I realized I was supposed to throw brown sugar on you....and not cinnamon. Therefore your fate ended in the trash can very quickly. Dear Toaster Strudel that's been hanging out in the back of my freezer....thanks for existing. You and I had a moment last night after la sweet potato incident. Dear potty trained puppy dogs of America.....the practical side of me knows I can't have one of you right now but if one of you little fuzzballs would just find your way to my door, I'd have no choice but to take you in. Dear Ashley of Friday's Letters....You Throwback Thursday Photo made me miss you! I need to visit Kalamazoo ASAP!



Happy Friday
XO, A




15 comments:

Jess @ Pretty Physicist said...

So what is this work information? Good, I hope!

You could have probably still added brown sugar to the sweet potato and salvaged it. Next time call me! :)

P!nky said...

I love your letters, so fun!

I agree, sweet potatoes need sugar :)!

I blogged about toaster strudels today too, it's fate!

I know you'll hit that curve ball OUTTATHEPARK! xoxo

Jenn said...

I loooove sweet potatoes....so sad that yours ended up not so great. Glad the toaster strudel was there to save the day, tho! :)
Whats the scoop with work??

julia rose. said...

Hahaha girl, props to you for attempting to make a sweet potato! Brown sugar is my shit. As usual, loving your letters :) have a wonderful weekend, pretty girl!

The Pink Growl said...

Miley looks like a trainwreck these days! What's up with her??

Shannon said...

Oh Miley - you look like a Q-tip. Gross.

Erin said...

I wish one would find its way to my door as well. Thank god for my apt building not allowing dogs or I'd most certainly have one by now.

Kelly said...

Here's to my coming out..I just started following you the other day and didn't want to remain stalker like material...I enjoyed your make-up video the other day and I have a comment about Miley..


Miley had to butcher her hair and get a totally new look to let the Hannah Montana image go. She looks nothing like she use to and people don't look at her like a teen punk anymore. The public now has new thoughts about her, obviously!!!!!!!!


:) Kelly

lol...

Ashley said...

Ohhh Sweet Potatoes and cinnamon don't sound overly appealing..haha. Thank goodness for random freezer dwellers!
What's going on with work??

Miranda said...

so not a big sweet potato fan! and i actually love that unicorn bike! that's pretty freaken awesome!

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Sara Louise said...

What in the name of Snooki is going on with Miley in that photo??!! Two words: Bi. Polar.

Aimee R. said...

that bike...omg LOL!

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Katie said...

Haha poor Miley. She just can't ever get it right.

And toaster strudels are amazing.

Love that last photo of you two ladies. Simply gorgeous.