Friday, December 21, 2012

Friday's Letters: The non-cold, Bill and Resolutions

Dear Cold that I am not participating in.....you are kind of kicking my butt. But I'm still refusing to acknowledge you. I may be swallowing horse-size gel caps from a box that says "cold and flu" on it, eating an abnormal amount of soup for this time of year and sleeping with my mouth completely open purely for air flow reasons.....but, no, no I am not sick. Dear work...aren't you supposed to slow down or something around this time of year? Why are you so busy?! Dear vegetables....I'm really trying to have a relationship with you but the strawberries and cookies are such better friends than you. Dear Bill Rancic....You are a dreamboat in every way. I want to clone you. And then marry the crap out of you. And then put fur hats on our babies. Dear 2013 "resolutions"...I'm cheating and already starting you. I like to be ahead of the game. Dear Italian....I know I've only made it through 5 lessons, but I WILL learn the rest of you (refer to previous letter <----). Because right now basically knowing how to say "I'm Italian" and "I understand Italian" in Italian might be a tad misleading. Dear Any TV Show that is a singing competition...I will watch you. It's basically my life dream for Simon Cowell to find me, slap with me 5 other randoms, give us a cool name and let me wear bows on my head the size of a mini pony while we sing Taylor Swift covers. Dear blog people....Christmas is in 4 days! How the heck did that happen? To say I'm prepared would basically be like saying I'd be fine if you dropped me in the middle of the Amalfi Coast by myself....or who are we kidding, I'd be totally fine. 

Merry Almost Christmas Muffins!
XO, A





18 comments:

Jess @ Pretty Physicist said...

I'm fighting the same cold ... but it hit me big time last night. So now I'm sitting here at work, feeling like death. and you are so right about Bill Rancic ... he is the epitome of "perfect father/husband"

Shannon said...

Feel better. I've heard that this year has been the worst year in ages for colds and flus. It's hit our home too. Boo!

jayme said...

sorry you're sick. :( i totally feel for ya, except i have kidney stones and not the flu. yucky.

i love bill. and duke. and giuliana.

meeeeerrrrrrry christmas!

P!nky said...

Your letters make me smile <3

Rissy said...

I'm refusing to acknowledge Christmas at this point. I've been an epic failure at preparing for it so basically I'm in Christmas denial.

You're such a little smarty! Look at you learning a whole new language!

I hope you get to sleep lots over the holidays so that kind of cold goes away : )

julia rose. said...

Oh Bill... if you find a way to clone him, send a 3rd one my way!! Soooo dreamy <3
And feel better, sister friend!!

Ashley said...

I just love you. I totally agree about Bill, how perfect is he!?? My boyfriend says that guys dont act like that, but i disagree, Bill is perfection. Also, I love all singing competitions as well! love simon too! Merry almost xmas dear!! xoxo, ash

The Pink Growl said...

Bill is a total hottie! And I agree about the cookies getting in the way of my life...it's a problem at this point!

Erin said...

Bill Rancic! And that BOW! Two of my favorite things that have occurred recently as well.

He is the best husband ever. Duke looks just like him.

And I want that damn bow. She was adorable in it.

Lindsay said...

What an adorable picture..if you find out a way to clone him, please make one for me too! :)

Brianna said...

I'm obsessed with Bill. Every time I watch G&B I tell my mom how perfect he is and it's a good thing I love G or I'd be all over that. I'm up for cloning him though...

Hope you feel better! You kick that cold's butt!

Merry Christmas!! (I am nowhere close to ready as well. oops)

Samantha said...

Merry Christmas! When Giuliana tweeted that pic I was so wishing I was at that game like my friends! Oh I WOULD DIE! if I saw them!

Carly said...

Can you clone 2 Bill Rancic's please. I need me one of him too - he's perfect in every way!

Tiffany said...

I love your desire to "marry the crap out of Bill." Made my day! Ha!

~Tiffany
http://tiffanyd22.blogspot.com

Lindsay said...

Bill is a mighty fine looking man. Mmmhmm. I hope you two have a great life together - I hope I make the guest list when you marry the crap out of him! Who wouldn't want to be at that party?! Hope you feel and better and work slows down! I totally feel your pain there.

Merry Christmas Weekend!
Lindsay.

Rach @ This Italian Family said...

Hooray for almost Christmas!! Also, I love that you are learning Italian! My husband and I are working on ours too! :)

Sara Louise said...

Your Dear Bil Rancic letter is classic!

Katie said...

I love Bill Rancic! Seriously swoon. I started my resolutions before the new year too!