Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday's Letters....the ice cream aisle, boobs and Whitney

Hey Girl  Hey Ryan

Dear African American man that kept clicking your teeth at me and asked if I was "in the mood for chocolate" in the ice cream aisle of the  Walmart....you must know exactly what women want in a man. Dear Walmart Shoppers....Walmart is not an open market. It's kind of not ok to let your kids manhandle and eat the grapes before you pay for them....or put them in your cart. Dear Older Gentleman that sits next to me at work....God bless you. You probably want to jab your eyes out every day listening to me and my coworker gab about our latest lip gloss purchase and high-lo skirts. Dear Victoria's Secret Lady that measured me an entire cup larger than I still probably am thought I was. I don't think my chest can handle the size of these bodacious boobies ;) I kid but seriously....I may or may not have walked around like I'm Wonder Woman the past two days. Dear Whitney....you ROCKED it out at the fashion show last night! So proud of you! 



PS - I know my bra is showing....but so is Whitney's ;)

Happy Friday!!

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XO, A




27 comments:

Shannon said...

Wait? You mean asking if you want chocolate didn't work on you? I thought that had a 100% success rate. Little did I know... ;)

Katie said...

love your purple dress! you're beautiful! and walmart is a weird place. happy weekend ashley!

Jenn said...

Gotta love the awkward comments from strangers who think theyre SOOOOO cool and smooth. Yay for bodacious boobies!! haha

P!nky said...

Love that dress!!!

Oh parents of America, you make me sad!

WOohoo boobies ;)!

Morgan said...

happy friday! you're hilarious. gotta love walmart..and i see you live in atlanta like me, so yea..I know how crazy it is, haha

i came here via friday letters!
have a happy weekend!
morgan
quitetheblog.com

Dianna Davis said...

Jealous. Usually the Victoria's secret ladies try to make me wear training bras.. I just keep telling myself I'll be grateful after having a brood of kids one day. Love your blog BTW!

Dianna @ Virginia is for Lovers

Nicholl Vincent said...

hahah everything ryan gosling is great!

Following you now! Happy Friday!! Stop by nichollvincent.blogspot.com and say hello! :)

Sarah Grace said...

strangers in walmart never fail to bring the funny and uncomfortable.

happy friday!

xoxo, sarah grace

Rissy said...

What is it with Walmart?! I feel like I need to shower when I leave... yea i just said that

oh and as a former VS employee, I can honestly say they're bras fit a cup size smaller than any others sooo you end up being a cup size bigger. Good marketing? who knows lol

The Pink Growl said...

you look gorg! I hate walmart for that reason, among others! Happy weekend lover!!

Heidi Hopewell said...

Ha! I love your letters from today. Too funny! I agree about the Walmart comment, who does that!

Jenna@The Life of the Wife said...

Haha I loved these. The Walmart one killed me - I see kids doing that all the time! Drives me crazy!

Angel said...

hahaha it's crazy how not tall you look in this picture. ;) and omg one of my biggest pet peeves is when people touch food but don't eat it. it's a chronic problem at parties and social functions.
i hope you have a fabulous weekend!

J and A said...

You are too much! Love these. That photo is great and I giggled at your bra comment. You are stunning!!

SimplyHeather said...

Walmart honestly gives me anxiety lol when I was in Walmart last this older man kept following me around trying to flirt and then my friend runs up to me and saws something about husband (that I don't have) and the guy was right there and was just like "oh sorry" and my friend was like "that's right keep on walking sir" LOL it's always an experience! That's funny though "Do you want some chocolate???" (((:



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Katie said...

Classic. I would have literally said that to the guy in Wal-Mart!

Ashleigh Nichole said...

poor little old man I am sure his ears hears more then he ever thought possible hehe! Great post! & love the picture :)

Rach @ This Italian Family said...

Haha! I always leave Walmart with a new story to tell...

Alex said...

That is the best Ryan Gosling meme I've ever seen!! If a guy told me that I'd be his forever hahaha

meghan said...

I sometimes wonder what my co-workers think when they hear me talking with people about certain things. Have a great weekend Ashley!

katie michelle said...

See? This is why Walmart is never okay. Ever. And I don't want to get sized at VS because I just know my results would be the opposite of yours and I'd be so sad.

Ashley {Becoming Mrs. Ashley Kozell} said...

I found you through the link up & Ashley's posts. Very cute blog so I started following :) Have a great weekend!

Catie said...

Bahaha at the ice cream man. I like to play the Walmart bingo game. It makes my shopping trips so much more fun! BTW, you look beautiful in that dress!

Whitney @ Everything Happens For a Reason said...

You are gorgeous!

My-cliffnotes said...

Love this! I never go to Walmart but Im missing out on the crazies ;(
Iove your dress

Bridgette Nicole said...

I am your newest follower! Looks like you had a fabulous weekend! Love your dress <3
-Bridgette
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Katie said...

"Dear Victoria's Secret Lady that measured me an entire cup larger than I still probably am thought I was. I don't think my chest can handle the size of these bodacious boobies ;) I kid but seriously....I may or may not have walked around like I'm Wonder Woman the past two days."

Oh my goodness. This exact same thing happened to me just two weeks ago when I went to VS. And I was quite a little too happy about it haha