Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday's Letters

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Dear Roaming Smoking Man at our 1am Fire Alarm (yes, again)....the parking lot is not a bar. Please stop strolling around in your navy track suit puffing on your cancer stick. Just pick a concrete parking spot thingy to sit on the like the rest of us. Dear Fire Alarm......really? NOT.CUTE. Dear Gold Nail polish...I know you're named "Holly Jolly" and you're meant for  December and holiday parties and blah blah blah. You make me feel like Beyonce. Therefore I love you. Dear Movie Theater....I want to just come sit in you all weekend. End of Watch....Perfect Pitch. Hello. Dear Amazon....stop taunting me with your smartly-targeted ads on every Website I go. Yes, I totally drooled looked at a pair of boots that were way too expensive for me. You can stop rubbing it in.  Dear Amanda Bynes & Lindsay Lohan....are you two in a bad-driving contest or something?  Dear gray hair that I debated was blonde for 3 minutes....one of you ended up on MY head. Let's pretend that didn't happen ok. Let's also pretend the freakout  that happened upon your discovery didn't happen.

And on that note....God bless melanin and Friday's. 
XO, A

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22 comments:

Ele said...

Ahhh don't get me started on the subject of grey hairs!! I'm too young (ish!!)x

Angel said...

haha we had a fire drill last night so i know what you mean.
happy friday! i hope you have a great weekend!!

Ashley said...

I can't wait to see Pitch Perfect!!! So excited.

Katie said...

these always make me smile! especially the celebrities one. hope you have a wonderful weekend Ashley!

julia rose. said...

Gold polish? Yes and yes! Forget the holidays! And Christina? Seriously girl, put them away!! Classy not trashy.

Ashley said...

I feel the same way about Christina lol .. I think it everytime I watch the show .. her boobs are always out and dont really look THAT good anyway lol .. happy friday love!

P!nky said...

Xtina annoys the heck out of me....ugh!

YAY gold nailpolish!

xoxo

Erin said...

I wrote to Xtina's bazungas a couple weeks ago. I almost wrote a letter to them again this week but I refrained. I don't understand why in one performance they're down to her knees and then the next they're up to her pupils. I also don't understand why she just didn't listen to my letter two weeks ago...then we wouldn't have this problem.

Jamie said...

Christima Aguilara has boobs? Thats weird. I hadn't noticed. She's so subtle.

J and A said...

I love your letters. :) I hope you have a great weekend!

Kristin said...

visiting from the link up...i totally agree about Amanda Bynes & Lindsay Lohan...they are just trainwrecks.

have a great weekend. :)
~Kristin
livelaughloveforme.blogspot.com

katie michelle said...

ANOTHER fire drill?? REALLY??? You need to move, girl. That's what I feel about that. And I love that you're wearing Holly Jolly nail polish. And stop being so funny already. Okay, no, not really. Don't stop. I heart you so much!
xo

Ashley said...

She really does need to put the tatas away....!

Alex said...

I've had some words with a few gray hairs lately...not cool.

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

holly jolly - i actually need to get gold back into my nailpolish colors. never to early in the year to feel like beyonce. ;)

p.s. hanging out at the movies sounds perfect.
p.p.s reminds me of pen pal writing days!

Mitha Komala said...

gray hairs must be super annoying! autumn <33

Letters To Juliet

My-cliffnotes said...

Ugh I've had grey hair since 18 ;(

Cx

Megan Wait said...

"you make me feel like beyonce!" priceless

...Barbie... said...

So. i am gonna give you a little secret - ebates.com - you can shop on amazon and get like 3% cash back -- and they do other stores too. you may either love or hate me now! :) happy shopping & boooooo to 1 am fire alarms!

I hope you're LOVING this fall running weather we're getting a preview of! :)

Caley-Jade Rosenberg said...

Hahaha, your PPS just made me giggle!!
Great letters (sorry about the fire alarm - nothing worse than interrupted sleep!!!)
x

Sara Louise said...

Your fire alarm totally sucks! Somebody should give it a valium.
And cheers to rocking your gold nail polish way ahead of holiday season! I need some razzle dazzle on my digits too :)

Katie said...

What brand is the nail polish? I want some!