Friday, March 30, 2012

Who Does These Things?

LADIES! 

I was watching E! news last night  (totally part of my evening regiment) and they did this whole segment on weird celebrity mommy issues. 

First up,
Mayim Bialik....star on the Big Bang Theory but better remembered as Blossom, advocates for "attachment parenting".....meaning she still breastfeeds her toddler children. She currently has a three-and-a-half year old using her chest as fountain.  

She calls it "Fred-led weaning"....I call it robbing poor little Fred of juice boxes and silly straws. 

Either way, betcha this chick s going to be shopping for 32-LONG bras in the very near future. 

it gets weirder....

Alicia Silverstone chews up her kids food and then feeds it to him by mouth. 
Alicia Silverstone, Bear Blu

Does she know she's not a bird?! 

And lastly...was Mad Men's January Jones who eats her placenta in pill form daily. 

I mean.....come on.....spring for a bottle of Flinstones!! 

So which do you think is the strangest?! 

In other mommy news, Jessica Simpson has now been pregnant for 900 years. I'm fairly certain she's giving birth to a fully mobile and functioning tot. 
Weight Watcher's Advocate Jessica Simpson Enjoying Junk Food While Pregnant

You can tell pregnancy must be getting to her.....she was seen wearing this horrid ensem out

either that or she's really trying to make people forget the whole mom jeans incident. 
It's ok though....this does not diminish my love for her in any way....obviously. 


Happy Friday Nuggets!
Over and out....A

38 comments:

Amanda said...

omg...what the...
their all crazy but chewing up food and feeding by mouth is for sure the weirdest! i love jessica still too!! happy friday!

Jamie said...

WTF to all of the above.

FourJedis said...

HILARIOUS (and that is coming from an attachment-parenting mom who nursed her youngest for 3+ years... long story - wasn't my choice... husband traveling, working full time, didn't want to put up a fight with him when that's the thing he loved most in this world and all I wanted was 4 hours of sleep every night - it wasn't in public after the age of 1). The chewing of the food - mama bird - is the oddest... the placenta thing is just kind of nasty (my sister plants a tree each time a child is born and puts the placenta underground to make the tree thrive... which is pretty weird too).

JS is awesome... the only person carrying a singleton who was a fatter preggo than I was. She's so tacky and has the worst fashion statements sometimes. What's not to love?

Allison said...

that picture looks like alicia is making out with her kid. which she essentially is. why is that necessary?? how did it even occur to her to do that?? why are celebrities so weird???????

Heidi said...

baby bird clueless style is the weirdest. barf.

Fit With Flash said...

she has to be producing quadruplets... poor girl. does ANYBODY know her due date?!

Katie said...

what in the world? these things are seriously disturbing. gross. and really funny about jessica simpson - it does feel like it has been forever. I still like her though. : )

sarah@totalbassetcase.com said...

Seriously, when is J. Simps supposed to pop out that babe?

Rissy said...

wow J. Simps please come back to us in all your Newlyweds glory post baby!

Ummm... wow... please lord don't let me do any of those things. Oh wait, I know I wont

Katie said...

that Alicia thing just really grossed me out. Why does she do that? why would anyone do that? that is seriously sick and weird. J Simps is SO LARGE!!!

MessyDirtyHair said...

when i heard all these stories i was in shock...blossom needs to let go, that is so gross & i love her on the big bang theory but now its going to be hard to not think of her breast feeding a 3 year old wheni watch her...january jones has always been a weirdo and honestly i expected it with alicia, shes tooooo organtic! and jess really does need to have that baby...i did not like her preggo naked cover at all...happy friday!

xx Kelly

Jen said...

i feel like throwing up after reading this- lol!! can't even believe that stuff is real. having your kid eat your chewed up food mouth-to-mouth should be illegal/some kind of child abuse. and eating your own placenta every day... uhhhh.

have a great weekend!!

MJ @ Teaching in Heels said...

DISGUSTING!!! What is wrong with these moms!?!? Ew!

And how is JSimp still preggers!? She got pregnant about 2 years ago now, right?!

Amy @ Five Kinds of Happy said...

haha this is insane! The breast-feeding I have heard of... but the reguritating and placenta? Vomitable!
hahaha thanks for a laugh :)
Have a lovely weekend!
Amy

Britt said...

Celebrities are so weird. End of story.

megan said...

You crack me up. Those bitches are cray cray!!

Cori H. said...

Haha! I heard about all this on the radio the other morning. So ridiculously strange! A former co-worker of mine still breast fed her two and a half year old. We were all like what? It just creeps me out. The chewing up food and feeding by mouth thing creeps me out to no end too. What the heck? I just don't understand these people. Poor Jess. It does seem like she's been pregnant forever.

Courtney said...

Ok weird weird and weird. I mean why? SO crazy

Mimi said...

hahahahaha, this is really funny!!! and i agree, i swear jessica simpson has been pregnant foreverrr. and watching the video of alicia silverstone chewing the food and then transferring it to her son's mouth was so disturbing and gross... and honestly, who would name their kid bear blu???

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Miranda said...

i also feel like J. Simpson has been pregnant forever! i don't know why but i am always defending her...she seems real and i love her! the breast feeding thing is weird (to me) but the worst is alicia silverstone...it makes me gag thinking if my mom would ever do that to me when i was younger. you think her child is going to appreciate the sloppy seconds food when he's older! yuck!

Brandon said...

OK all of these are completely disgusting, but honestly I LOVE Jessica Simpson...and uhhh WHAT THE F#%$ IS UP WITH THAT OUTFIT?! weird ugly ass rain boots, a double chin with the spray tan stuck in the creases, umm just blah. Thanks for making me almost barf having to look at her in that. Now i need to go look at Old Jessica to get my sanity back and start to like her again

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

oh my goodness. that whole alicia silverstone bird feeding thing is disgusting! and january jones, i can't even process that. ugh.

happy weekend! :)

elizalouise.bell said...

I would look like J.Simps if got pregnant....which is why I am not having kids.

Megan said...

I saw that about Alicia a few days ago!! So flippin weird!!! Ahhhh!!

natasha {schue love} said...

I watched the SAME segment! So nutty!! And yes, Jessica needs to pop that baby out stat!! It's hurting me to see her out!

Sara Louise said...

Jessica Simpson has been pregnant FOREVER! When is that kid coming out??
And they even showed the Alicia Silverstone cip of her feeding her kid like that on TV in France! Because yeah, it's that freaking weird!!

Bonnie said...

Jessica Simpson might be the most unattractive pregnant woman ever.

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Alex said...

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!

Ginger said...

I just love your posts; you crack me up!

Heidi Harlequin said...

Hahaha. I agree with the weird celeb moms. So creepy. I am new to your blog and I'm so glad I found it. I invite you to check mine out! I hope you have a great week! =)

-Heidi

Kristin said...

this is hilarious; freaks!!

Rach @ This Italian Family said...

Yiiikes... just this weekend one of my girlfriends and I were talking about some "alterna-mommas" who do the whole chew-your-kid's-food-then-feed-it-to-them thing... weird!

Brianna said...

oh my goodness those are all DISGUSTING!! And I love Jessica... but I agree. seriously prego FOREVER and literally... how can such a tiny girl end up so large and in charge... i bet it's fully grown TWINS that she's having. #meangirl

Kristin said...

When I look at that list of weird things, the placenta-pill (something a lot of women apparently do!), seems to be the most normal! And that's saying something...

Aspiring Kennedy said...

YES. saw the Alicia S. thing and was DEPRESSED. when did my childhood heros become batshit crazy?

that picture of JS is too much. it's just... too much.

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

1. There is no need for anything and ESPECIALLY not anyone to regurgitate other than penguins.

2. I almost just lost my cheese crackers I just ate due to the whole Placenta pill again. and after typing that, they almost just came up again.

3. I am laughing so hard at what you said about J Simp I still might throw up. I TOTALLY agree. I swear homegirl has been pregnant for at least 13 or 14 months. Maybe it's just that we knew about it on like day 4... but durn. That child is going to be grown when it comes out!

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

oh and J Simp's boots WTF????? She looks like a cross of trying to be gangster and about to go hunting..

...Barbie... said...

OH MY GOD! HOW DID I STUMBLE ACROSS IT AND WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME SO LONG?!

ok. to begin. thank you. i commented a few weeks back on twitter that i felt like jessica simpson had been pregnant for like 4 years. glad to know i am not alone.

and those 3 weird mommy issues - i cannot pick just one. but for reals does cher from clueless think she is a bird. wtf man?!