Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I Confess

Well, I could write that it's Tuesday...and that the sun will come up but, I thought I'd write about something a little more unpredictable than the end of the Bachelor

.....Please dont even get me started on the all the capes on the show
or Ben's ugly cry
All we can do is forget the past and look forward to the first good season in a long time when Emily takes over
 

but for now.....we're confessing.......

I confess I currently have running socks, 5 singles, gum, lip gloss and a Duggar-size bag of raisinettes in my purse..can't decide if it looks more like I'm a mom, a stripper or a hoarder

I confess I tried custard for the first time ever and found out it's the freaking bomb. Rita's is WAAAAY too close to my house. I can hear my thighs screaming "look away! Look away!" every time we drive by


I confess I texted my mom to see what aisle marjoram would be on...and also what the heck marjoram was


I confess I keyed into my upstairs neighbors apartment the other day. Besides the giveaway sign of a doormat I don't own being in front of the door, it still didn't click. Odd thing is, Mrs. Goliath said "Oh no worry...it happen all the time." Really???
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I confess I was bummed I didn't catch a glimpse of Mr. Goliath.who by the sound of his speedy heel stomp that makes everything in my apartment rattle, sounds to be no less than 843 pounds.

I confess I learned that Luckyfest in Atlanta is basically a throwback to college. I saw waaaay more panty flashes than I care to discuss


I confess I don't really freak out about anything but aging. Im already predicting I will be one of those women who does not grow old gracefully.

What do you confess?! 

Origin of I Confess

31 comments:

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

Can't waitttt for some goodness to be on the Bach again. Between Ashely H and Ben I have almost given up caring. But not enough to not tweet and retweet about it when it's on... I have also been CRAVING Raisinettes and I don't even like sweet stuff. I have NEVER heard of that spice... what is it? anddd that picture of the bottom almost just made me spit my water out :-)

FourJedis said...

That last older lady is hilarious!! I'm sure you'll age well. I confess I'm going to make the WORST mother-in-law one day. I also confess that 3 people busted me picking my nose at a stop light yesterday.

Jenna said...

Custard is SO good - actually more like freakin amazing! It's everywhere in South Africa and it takes everything in me not to eat bowls of the stuff everyday!

Those raisinettes look pretty delicious too!

xxx
Jenna

megan said...

Raisinettes are my FAVE! What the heck did you cook that you needed marjoram for? Sounds fancy. :)

Chelsea said...

Your tweets during The Bachelor last night were hilarrrrious - as always!!! Last night was definitely pretty dull as far as the finale goes. Definitely knew he'd be picking Courtney. Bummer.

Erin said...

lol-- I'm going with hoarder on the purse situation ;) But mine is no better!

And I cannot WAIT to see Emily on the Bach!!! Ben's season was horrrrible!

Alex said...

bahaha I love that you call them Mr. & Mrs. Goliath

J and A said...

Custard? You can go somewhere to buy it? My Gran always makes it, so good! And your purse content is awesome. And I totally hear ya on the batman came last night.

Shannon said...

I also confess I have socks in my purse. I brought an extra pair with me to SkyZone b/c I heard the hightop sneakers your wear can get kind icky.

Courtney B said...

Emily's season is going to be amazing. I just hope she doesn't piss me off because I adore her right now. But I usually end up hating who ever is the bachelor/bachelorette.
I just don't love custard... I think I need to try a different flavor?

dottie said...

I confess, your tweets are nothing short of amazing. Seriously. I was dying. I repeated every single one of them to my Husband.

Thank YOU for making that train wreck of a season enjoyable.

AND Duggar size Raisenettes? I love you.

Ashley said...

Mmmm raisinette's..go with hoarder, definitely not a stripper! Ha! Aren't most women purse hoarders? I know I sure am...

ps your hair looks so long and healthy!!

shay said...

that last picture is great!!!

and i loved your tweets last night re: bachelor!

Courtney said...

I cant wait for Emilys season!! Did you read the spoilers for Bens season?

jayme said...

i confess i have no idea what marjoram is. care to fill me in??

i confess being sick is the worst thing in the world.

i confess i miss your face.

Tabitha Mahoney said...

Hahah oh hell, I dont think I'll age gracefully either. I picture more saggy skin than humanly possible, especially in areas that shouldn't have any, like ankles and wrists.

lil desiqua said...

Raisinets are my all time fave candy... and a past nickname of mine!

Haha, can't believe your neighbor story! I have definitely tried to key into people's cars before, completely by accident!

Have a great day!

Sami said...

That custard looks bomb.com, I don't blame you for not being able to stay away :)

Ps. Do you happen to follow Ben on Twitter (I wish I didn't) but he was tweeting Emily and Kacie and others during the Finale last night. Is that not awkward??! He is such a creep!!!

Elizabeth said...

I LOVE Rita's! I had the strawberry-banana ice the other day! I'm not sure about your area, but here they are giving away FREE ICE on the first day of Spring! It's all day long! You should look into it!

I freak out about aging too. Have you ever seen the movie Rumor Has It? Yeah, I want to look like their Grandma in the movie, Miss Shirley MacLaine. She is gorgeous in that movie!

Ashley Slater said...

you are like the funniest person ever. FYI, last night at the party I was reading your HILARIOUS tweets and the producer and girls were laughing :) especially the one about ben's dad being cremated! haha

Young and Fabulous said...

marjoram!!?? what is that!! and what were you cooking with it! im intrigued :-)

i love that your purse is like a stripper/hoarder mom haha mine has had all sorts of random thigns in it before. the randomest being a shrek toy

RITAAS=YES!!! reminds me of Hilton Head!!!

xoxox

Cori H. said...

I am so ready to see Emily's season in a couple of months. I'm pretty sure she'll be saving the show! After this season, I think everyone's about done with it. I have a Rita's right down the road from my apartment. Love it! I gotta say I've never heard of marjoram. You're not the only one! That last picture cracked me up!

Alycia (Crowley Party) said...

The last part of this post just cracked me up! haha How have I not been following your blog?! Happy I found you!

Megan said...

Oh gosh, that is SO me with the trying to find things in the grocery store. I am constantly having to call my best friend or my mom for help. Haha!!

Miranda said...

i will also not age gracefully...i just know it...even though my mom looks pretty good for her age and has amazing skin...i just have that luck... and i am sooo excited for the bachelorette with emily. hopefully she can find a great guy and not some loser!

Sara Louise said...

Gracefully Shmafully I say!
And I confess that I haven't seen one single episode of the Bachelor but after hearing about all this Courtney hoopla, I'm going to watch this last season :)

Songbook said...

I laughed so hard. Thanks for this awesome post! (I probably wont age gracefully either). And I am so excited for Emily's season! woot!

Dancing Branflake said...

I confess that I can't stand to see a man cry. It just makes me uncomfortable and physically ill.

Elisabeth said...

hahaha - probably a hoarder :) but all three are a possibility :)

and thats hilarious about your neighbors. i almost did that to someone elses car the other day... husband saved me last minute

just found your blog and i have a feeling i'll be back :)

Faith said...

I've never tried custard and now I'm sure I won't ever try. No need to get addicted to another delicious food, haha. And that last picture is awesome!

Jenni Austria Germany said...

yaaay can't wait for emily!