Tuesday, January 3, 2012

I'm Finally Ready to Talk About It.....

I'm sure you knew it was coming....but I needed a day to let all the details of the new Bachelor season sink in....and now I'm ready to talk about.....

 this year's contestants:

Anna
Definition of Balls: Walking by Ben and not saying anything
Definition of Stupidity: Walking by Ben and not saying anything
Shawn

She is this year's Emily Maynard wannabe. Let's hope her personality isn't as loud or as obnoxious as that shirt!
Courtney
Courtney tells Ben she is really impressed by him saying he was available last season because she's available too.....and by available she means "like, I travel every week" because she's "like a model" and "at a point
where shes' like single."
Samantha
Here's a tip...if your main introduction point is that you're not just a pageant girl.....you might want to leave your sash at home.

Jennifer

This girl tried on 54 dresses and ended up with that sparkly navy princess prom number? I guess it was slim picking at the Cache rack
Sherryl 
One....I love a good Grandma Bang Curl. So precious! And Two, I love that she told her granddaughter she definitely had competition.

Jenna & Monica
These girls need to be put on Patti Stanger's Two-Drink-Maximum Rule. No one likes a sloppy drunk

and Jenna.....you give bloggers a bad name!!!


Ok so the pickings were sliiiiiiim this year but so far I'm rooting for Jamie and Lindzi
Who are you going for?

XO, A


32 comments:

Stephanie said...

I haven't watched episode one yet, but caught all the spoilers on realitysteve.com. He's usually right! But it's still fun to watch it unfold even if you know the ending.

megan said...

I was so not impressed with the first episode. There was just awkwardness all around.

Jen said...

this season definitely looks interesting. as much as I think Jenna is out of her mind psycho.. I have to admit, she kind of reminds me of me hahaha. as far as the overanalyzing things goes. Then when she was like, "he had to correct me. I SHOULD JUST DIE." that was pretty hilarious. There always has to be the resident season psychopath!

shay said...

i'll admit, i turned this on for all of 20 minutes, and to me most of them seemed like psychos! and i'll usually watch for the fashion, but def didn't see ANYTHING i was impressed with... love your commentary though!

Ashlee @ They Lived Happily Ever After... said...

I'm sorry, is that a sash you are wearing? Or did I just hallucinate for a second?

♥Jess said...

Jenna disappointed me terribly! TERRIBLY! I found myself covering my face & ears for her, what an embarassment!

Completely agree with you on ALL of your judgement. I wrote almost the same post {not really, but kind of} However you mentioned the 54 dresses, Jennifer girl - really? I HATED that dress. It was too short as if it were hemmed wrong. With red hair, she definitely could have found something different.

Definitely ready to see what this season is gonna be like. I'm pretty excited & annoyed with all the drama!

Young and Fabulous said...

HAHAHAH loved your description of Anna. So true!!

could not agree more with Jenna and Monica. And seriously...givin us bloggers a bad rap for sure!!

i reallllly liked Lindzi! also Elyse I thought was so pretty!

im so excited for this season! but im not really into Ben...BLECH! haha

xoxox

P!nky said...

I'm not a Bachelor girl anymore. I stopped watching after Trista found her man, Ryan. But your recap is hilarious! I'll watch the show through your recaps mkay!?

xox

Sam {fitnessfoodandfaith.blogspot.com} said...

i've sworn i won't watch this season...we'll see how long that lasts.

sounds like an entertaining bunch of girls!

dottie said...

LOVE Lindzi. I think there will be some good girl drama for sure. Lesbians already? I die.

Oh, Grandma bang curl. I love you.

Ha ha!!!

Angel said...

jamie and lindzi were my favorites too! i liked the blonde UNC girl until she tried to rap haha. i can so tell it's gonna be a juicy season.

Ashley said...

Agreed!

MJ @ Teaching in Heels said...

Haha!!! I couldn't believe how many awkward girls were on this season!! Full train wrecks for sure!!

Erin said...

HAHAHA Your definition of Anna pretty much describes 95% of the women from Detroit- ballsy but stupid :) Way to represent Anna *slaps forehead*

I just don't think Courtney is that pretty. I know she's a model and blah blah but her eyebrows bug me or maybe it's her mouth. Ok ok, maybe it's just her.

Monica grossed me out- I just don't think she's attractive and Jenna? Girl we need to talk. No need to shame the rest of us who are completely (okay mostly) normal!!

I like...Jamie. Lindzi is my second pick but why didn't any of the Lindzis this year spell their name normally? Geez. But either way-- have you read Reality Steve's blog yet?

Joeylee said...

I agree Jenna was a MESS! I didn't like how cocky Courtney the model was. I like Jamie and Lindzi

Shannon said...

I don't follow this show at all, but I'm definitely on Team Sherryl. Hahahahahaha.

Courtney said...

Yes these girls were not impressive at all. Of course, neither is Ben haha.

Jocelyn said...

I am in total agreement with Courtney's comment! This season will be interesting.....

P.S. you forgot to mention the girl who eats cow balls!!! ewww! glad she didn't make it!

Sarah said...

oh my gosh. I love this!!!! hahaha
I was seeing your tweets pop up during the show and I kept laughing...haha
Jenna....what a freak! Seriously...I don't really have a favorite yet. Well, I take that back. I like the girl that rode in on a horse and then there was another but I don't know her name. Guess I better polish up on my bachelor contestant knowledge. ;)

lori said...

i 100% agree with everything you said. jamie is my have... and lindzi my #2 pick.

jenna was an embarrassment. i totally thought the same thing about patt's 2 drink max rule :)

meghan said...

yeahh. The pickins were realllll slim. wow. I was NOT impressed. I'm in a pool at work where someone draws us each names and we put money in and if the person that was picked for us wins we get all the money...and I ended up with Monica, Blakely, and Shawn. Uh. Bummer.

Tabitha Lynn said...

These girls were terrible!!!!! I support your entire post fully!

I want to skip to the episode where mystery girl returns!

Rebecca said...

that jenna girl was nuts!! It gives bloggers a bad name! Also, I love the brunette tennessee girl!

Virginia Belle said...

You are hilarious! I am so behind and still haven't watched my DVRd episode. But after reading your comments, I plan to watch it right away!

Ashley said...

Jenna was crazzzzoo!!

Julie @ The Smitten Mintons said...

Please do this every week...you are hilarious! And I agree with everything you said. I think my favorite so far is Kacie, but I love Lindzi, too....there are SO many weird spellings this season, I can't keep up with their names!

Joe + Tara said...

I'm definitely rooting for the same people you are! They were the only tolerable ones on the show. NOT a fan of this seasons contestants.

Rach @ This Italian Family said...

Not sure who I like the most yet, but I did think the grandmother was pretty cute. ;)

Emily said...

Haha, this crackd me up! I have a feeling this season will be dramatic (duh)! I like Kacie a lot so far, I think she's cute!

natasha {schue love} said...

What a HOT mess!! There are maybe one or two I'm rooting for. We shall see...

Stephanie said...

HA! Couldn't agree MORE on EVERYTHING you've said!! Totally team Lindzi (or however she spells her name.)

ThisLittleMomma said...

Haha, this is great! I didn't watch it but have heard all about it- your recap makes me want to tune in next episode!
Nicole