Friday, November 11, 2011

That Time I Lactated at Work.....Only Not Really

So Fridays at our office is super casual. Last friday I rolled in wearing skinnies, boots, a thin tee and a cardi.

(Lucky for you readers, I snapped a pic that morning as I'm working on my second ghetto oufit post installation)



Around 11am I walked into the bathroom and noticed a small spot on the front of my shirt. I thought it was wierd since I hadn't eaten anything or touched anything greasy that I remembered....and it was completely dry. I was stumped.

By noon said spot had GROWN.

I got a little worried so naturally I took a stealthy pic and sent it out to my blog chicas asking them WHAT  THE HECK could this be?!


At 3, I went to ask our office manager if she had a Tide stick or something as I had a meeting with my boss and well, that was just set up to be awkward. She said "Well no I don't but have you seen how big that spot is...it's enormous!"

I knew it was but when I looked in the mirror again - the "spot" now covered my entire left side - all starting about mid-boob and flowing down.

I showed it to my coworker where we both died laughing until we were crying in our cubes....and then decided we both should call it a day and leave work early....

....because I looked like I had a starving child waiting for me at home.
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(Side Note: I NEED a girl so I can dress her in cute outfits!)

I was stumped all day until I got home and realized what had happened.

The silicone in my bra had busted and my growing spot was due to "day-long-bra-seepage" as Carissa put it.
#small-chested-girlbusted
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Happy Monday Ladies!

41 comments:

Shannon said...

LMAO! That sounds like a sitcom episode. I think that happened on Will & Grace. Did I just age myself? People remember Will & Grace, right??

Rorie said...

Hahahahahh!!!! Awh!!! I'm sorry your bra leaked, but thanks for the laugh!!

Rorie said...

Hahahahahh!!!! Awh!!! I'm sorry your bra leaked, but thanks for the laugh!!

Jess - PrettyPhysicist said...

a) Why did I not get that text?

b) you made me chuckle reading this, because as soon as I saw the picture, I knew what it was.

c) that's what I wear to work every day. we're super casual at my work. In fact, that outfit is considered dressed up. The guys wear t-shirts and jeans every day.

Young and Fabulous said...

LOL! as soon as Carissa said bra seepage in that group chat i legit DIIIIIIIED

i cant wait for your outfit post!

annnnnd i love you. annnd im wearing my big boob bra today! small chested hell yah!

xoxo

Mary Loyal said...

that is hysterical!!

Whitney said...

Haha... I've never heard of that happening. I would be so embarrassed!

amber said...

bahahahaha that has always been a fear of mine! how embarrassing...glad we can all laugh about it ;)

Ashley said...

haha thats hilarious!!! :)

megan said...

Ha! Who knew that could happen?? That's funny right there.

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

bahaha - that is ridiculously hilarious! totally sitcom moment.

Fit With Flash said...

AWESOME. totally jealous. (but not really. at all) ; )

Lindsey said...

umm haha that is awesome. Fridays are that casual around these parts too!

Katie said...

You had me at lactating. I didn't even know it was possible for the silicone to bust hahaha only you. I'm glad you aren't nursing though, what a relief!

Whitney said...

Bahahaha! When you mentioned lactating i knew this was gonna be funny. Hilarious :-)

Sarah said...

Bahahaha I didn't know silicone would bust in your bra. So crazy! And I have that sweater- love it!! :)

Mommyblogger said...

I don't want to laugh but oh my gosh, how funny!!!

Superficial Sanctuary said...

That is.....epic. I was so stumped the whole post and after reading the reason I was like, "WHY didn't I think of that?!" TOO funny, glad you could laugh about it. & great thing you are not magically lactating bahaha

Chelsea Coleen said...

oh my gosh! ASHLEY! hahahha i can not believe that happened. best.story.EVER :)

Sarah Elizabeth said...

bahahah oh my gosh...only you Ashley! I was sitting here reading like what in the world could have happend--haha so crazy!

Sabrina Says said...

It always makes me smile that we got to hear about this as it was happening :) Seriously love you girly!! I'm glad it got you out of work early!! haha You are lovely and beautiful and I'm glad you're not ACTUALLY lactating :)

Happy Monday!

Sabrina Says

agroeper said...

That is hilarious. When I was around 10 I saw one of those for the first time. I was so amused by it that I started squeezing it. My parents were so embarrassed. Everyone walking by just laughed!

ashley said...

Bahahaha-- thanks for the laugh!! Wouldn't of a guessed in a million years your bra would of leaked. I always take those little 'bags' (so weird calling them that) out of my bra bc they've exploded in the washer-- oops!! Sticky.

jayme said...

umm... greatest story EVER. well done my friend.

Suzie Q said...

Hilarious, for realz! So did you still do the meeting with your boss? Is the shirt ruined? Oh I feel bad for you, but it is quite funny too :-)

Alex said...

HAAAA! The things us flatter chested girls have to do for boobs...

shay said...

omg that is HILARIOUS! what kind of bra was it? I gotta make sure not to buy that brand! bahahahahaha

Ginger said...

Oh...you are too funny! It is so good you work in an office NOT full of stuffed shirts! (I did not know there were bras with "silicone".)

Julie @ The Smitten Mintons said...

hahaha LOVE THIS. That title sucked me in, and your story did not disappoint!

Married...with a Pup said...

LOL, no way!!! That could be the funniest thing ever...I'm sorry it happened to you though =)

She Speaks said...

OMG. That is classic. Atleast should you ever lactate in the future- you will be prepared.

Mrs. Pancakes said...

oh my goodness...that is soo funny and the fact that you even shared this is too awesome...glad you can laugh about it!

Ashley Slater said...

ahhhhhhhhh!! hahah that is so funny! I am so glad that nothing was actually seeping out of your body! haha!!

xo,
ashley

Tamara Nicole said...

Ha ha ha ha seriously this is hilarious:-) Sorry about your seepage!

cheryl said...

hahahaha this is hilarious!

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Nuha said...

bahahahahaha oh my god...only you my love..only you

Kayla said...

I have some left over nursing pads if you want them!!

jessica {creative index} said...

oh my gosh!! sorry that happened to you, but i'm not gonna lie, i def got a good laugh out of it! :)

Raven said...

ha YES I got this pic. I feel special :)

Megan said...

Hahahahaha, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! This post had me in tears!!!!!!! It really does look like the baby was HUNGRY!!

Julip Made said...

I am dieing reading this post. This is hilarious!!! I didn't think it could happen and as a member of the ittybitty club, now a concern of mine!