Tuesday, November 1, 2011

It's National DUH Day


I was completley stumped on what to write about today until two celebrities decided to spice up Halloween.....and, well, state what we all knew or saw coming.  

Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce
It’s been just 72 days since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot in their 10 million dollar wedding. Though it’s still an insanely hefty price tag for nuptials, it seems slightly more palatable for a lifetime together. But just peaking over the two month mark? Their wedding cost them nearly $14K a day for every day they’ve been married and nearly $5,787 per hour (can you tell I work in an analytical industry?)
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However since she sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 milli, she actually MADE $249k for every day she was married....not too shabby
Also not a shabby idea? That prenup.

However, since I'm not a fan of Mrs. Kar-Dash, I'm totally rooting for Kris on this one.
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Jessica Simpson Announces She's Pregnant
After finallly announcing she was pregnant (to the whole world who already knew), Jess dressed up as a mummy (get it?) for Halloween.

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson

It's ok. I still love you forever ever ever Jess!! 

and in major contrast to the breaking Kardashian news....I am so in LOVE this.

ok total randomness over.
So I KNOOOOW you all have an opinion on Kim's BIG D...I wanna hear it! GO! 


37 comments:

Jess - PrettyPhysicist said...

I am SO not surprised that they got divorced, to be completely honest. I'm proud that Ken and I have made our marriage work and that we've outlasted countless celebrity marriages. Marriage is work - and some people just can't handle the commitment.

And I don't care what anyone says, I'm happy for JSimps!

Tiffany @ Savor Home said...

It's 6:45 AM and I am cracking up!! Kim K is selfish. Period. Kris seems like a decent guy who I hope is not permanently ruined by all of this. However, I kinda feel like he should have known that she wasn't really into him... I could see it from my TV, so surely...

I'm happy for Jess, too.

Jenna said...

I don't really know what to think about the whole Kim Kardashian divorce, but I HATE how everyone is scorning her on twitter like they just won a bet or something - regardless of the reasons or how fake their marriage was I still think it's a little sad and wish people would leave her alone!

In other news, Go JSimp!

xoxo
Jenna

Rorie said...

I think its ridiculous! 72 days. You are even trying to make it work. I read that Kris is shocked and will try to do anything to save his marriage. I am sure that probably just PR, but I hope its true. I think she just needs to suck up her spoiled self and at least try to make it work.

Shannon said...

Celebrities make me sick with how lightly they take marriage vows. Kim should be embarrassed.

Maggie and Ben said...

It's a shame and a slap in the face to the sactity of marriage. It makes me sad that marriages can be ended so easily and taken so lightly in our culture.

On a related note, as soon as I heard the news yesterday I thought to myself "I bet Run With Me will blog about that tomorrow!" haha :)

Rissy said...

umm we were both clearly watching E! news last night... I wouldn't say we were totally twins though except for what is residing at the bottom of both our posts hahahaha love it

CMae said...

Skank. Is that to vulgar? I can't stand her. CANT STAND HER!!!!!!! I mean really?!?!?! Who needs THAT much money? She famous for having a SEX tape for crying out loud thus that makes her a SKANK. I'm not a hater. I just don't believe in ppl that launch themselves from really bad things. Blech...

Elle Sees said...

i am surprised it happened this quickly...i figure at least 2 years.
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megan said...

Duh, Jessica.
Duh, Kim.

SweetCaroline said...

i don't have a huge opinion other then the fact that i'm with you. rooting for Kris on this one.

Young and Fabulous said...

can i say i SQUEALED when they finally announced her preggo? Im like come on lady we ALL knew it!!!

i love her and miss the show newly weds

and honestly, i was kind of surprised at the kardashian divorce!! apparantly i was oblivious...HOWEVER, after watching their wedding, they didnt seem to match up that well. Wanna go track her down and steal her ROCK!?! then we can just run away so we are never caught haha

xoxox

Stephanie and Such said...

I am sort of with Kris on this one too. And that is coming from the Kardashians biggest fan! Kim means well, but she is so selfish and set in her ways, that she is practically married to herself!

J.Simp? Nice try on fooling the world. WE KNEW ALL ALONG! But I'm happy for her :)

Sam {fitnessfoodandfaith.blogspot.com} said...

ok, so i'm a total sap and completely lame, but i'm sad about kim's divorce!! i wanted them to work, even though i kind of knew they wouldn't. and i'll always love jessica simpson, so i'm happy to see the gorgeous baby she produces!

lauren said...

Kim Kardashian cannot be married to ANYONE, because she is married to herself. That spoiled, selfish, narcissistic BITCH. Dear God... all that money she spent, or should I say MADE, from her wedding could have been donated to a worthy cause, but no.. just more self promotion. I hope someone punches her in "perfect" face one day. Though without makeup, it's not so perfect O_o

Recently Roached said...

Kim got married just a month before I did. I can't imagine getting a divorce right now... crazzzy. She's ridiculous, and I'm with you (and Kris) on this one!

Love your blog. Super cute!

PS Christina Perri is seriously one of my favs!

Britt said...

I am so NOT a fan of any Kardashian. I think now is the perfect time for America to turn their backs on them and say good bye. How they became so popular I will never understand?

Suzie Q said...

I'm not surprised. But it makes me sad to think people would use marriage as a publicity stunt! PLUS, she's already been divorced once before...

I must admit, I don't follow the celebrities much (I know, take my girl card now!) I didn't even know Jess was preggers.... or that there were rumors Jess was preggers....

Sad,
I know.

Ashley said...

This post made me laugh out loud, mostly because of the title. Love it. Anyway, I sat at the computer and analyzed the whole Kim and Kris thing for far too long. I can't get over it. 72 days?! I mean, really!? And Kris apparently found out through TMZ? I just don't get it.

Whatever, I love Jessica, too and and so happy she's gonna be a mummy! So cute, but again, so obvious. DUH. :)

Sarah said...

I don't really keep up with the Kardashians but I find this really funny because I just actually watched their wedding episode for the first time on Sunday. Ironic? Hahaha

Something Old, Something New said...

I couldn't agree more - I hope that Kris gets the better end of the deal on this one.

As for Jess - love her! So excited for her and as cheesy as it was, kind of a cute way to announce it.

Alex said...

I hate Kim Kardashian. And that's all I have to say about that.

Elizabeth said...

I cannot believe Kim K is already filing for divorce! What the crap?! When you do the math and see that they actually made money form their wedding, it almost seems as if the entire thing was planned. Ughh, disgusting.

However, I am happy for Jessica Simpson! She is so cute and I just love her! I hope her and her fam are happy. And I can't wait to see a picture of her little one!

Blogging Blondie

Whitney said...

girlfran..dont even get me started on kim k! i am mean the gal is freakin gorgeous, but i just wanna say SERIOUSLY?!?! and i mean SERISOUSLY???? i think it is such a shame to treat a marriage like that.

and yes...duh j.simpson! but i confess...i think she is rocking her "mummy" outfit and that she looks kinda hot.

hope you are having a fantastic week!!

Married...with a Pup said...

Ugh, I was a fan of the Kardashians but I am offically so over them like Kim's marriage now is! AND- my love for J Simps will never go away, so I'm sooo ok with her trying to wait out for some mulah to announce her baby news. O well, can't wait to see that little baby!

Brianna said...

I LOOOOVE that song too!
and yes, NOT at all surprised about the big divorceeee. everyone knew it was coming. even her family. I heard Khloe told Kathy Lee AT the reception "I give him 6 months". she was off by a bit ;) but honestly, I think it's all about business for Kim and she realized that because Kris is unemployed due to the LAME lockout, she'd have to support him and that was a NO NO in her book. I'm not a fan of kimmy either so I hope Kris wins out!! I love how their wedding episodes are STILL airing too... hahahahaha

Kristen said...

I love that song!!

Megan said...

I seriously don't even understand how you can only be married for 72 days. Like, that's really not even possible.

She Speaks said...

RE-donk. I mean, I guess I can go ahead and delete it from the DVR!

Niki said...

I love that as they are announcing the divorce they are also showing the wedding on E! Ha!

Rebecca said...

I think she just wanted to get married to wear the dress and have a wedding, kris and her didnt seem compatible on keepin up

agroeper said...

I'm not a big fan of Kim, I actually think she's a spoiled brat. However, I think Kris treated her like crap and acted like a child. She was warned though, her sister told her he was bad news and she went for it anyway.

Tatiana said...

That is way beyond crazy! Two months and 10million dollars! It's actually really, really sad at the same time too, bc marriage seems to not mean that much anymore in today's society. Kinda heart breaking, ha?

Petchie said...

haha I love the title of this post! definitely very true!

xoxo
Petchie
http://itsallofthelittlethings.blogspot.com/

Diana Mieczan said...

Im totally shocked that they got divorced. Its really sad, isnt it? Happy Wednesday, sunshine. xo

| C AND C | Sarmin said...

...Congrats to Jessica.

xo SARMIN

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

Could not agree more. so knew that was coming. I think it's funny. if I was him I would be so pissed that homegirl made him go through all that KNOWING that she didn't feel right and knowing that she didn't really want to marry him!!!! I get that it would be hard to stop your tv wedding that has had all that preparation (or just a regular wedding) but she shouldn't have came out and said she knew all along it was going to end!!!! But he kind of seems like an ass on KUWTK, buttt I bet it's editing. and what in the world does Jessica's fiances costume have to do with hers?! Couldn't they have matched?! It was like he said ok, you can be a mummy and I just want to be a 70's basketball player...