Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Bachelor Pad....Highlight Edition

I don't even need to preface this post by saying that my love for the Bachelor Pad is about as deep as my love for Ryan Reynolds, banana cheesecake and the Nordie's Semi-annual Sale.....we might as well just go to the highlight reel.......

-When Kasey stepped up to play the egg tossing game and said "This is great....I played baseball growing up.".....and then missed. #karmaisabeast

-When every single guy pelted Erica as "most unattractive" in the house. I felt sorry for her until she opened her mouth....and when I realized every 25 year old woman wearing a tiara obviously needs a reality check


-Ames' perma-smile as he watched the love of his life get voted off the show. (His momma's getting her money's worth out of those caps!)
-When Chris Harrison pointed every exit door out to Vienna. He's so subtle and I love him for it. 

-Kasey wearing a "Jenius" shirt throughout his interviews. I guess his jidiot shirt was dirty.


-And then when Ames decided that he already had $250K AND those amazing red pants and would leave the game and run after Jackie ....Most.Amazing.Rose.Ceremony.EVER 
 mmmm - love a good pair of man-keds and foldover socks!

And in the words of Ella
"They're gonna have babies and I'm gonna love it!"

So glad I have a reason to love Mondays!
XO dolls!!
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23 comments:

amber said...

lol i think chris showing vienna the doors was one of my fav parts!

Crispin said...

hahahah totally agree with everything you said!

megan said...

I love all of your highlights! I told Cameron PEACE OUT last night when the show came on and watched it without interruption in the bedroom. Also love how BOTH Vienna and Casey said they played baseball/softball and then BOTH missed. 4 days!

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

This is the first Bachelor or Bachelorette anything that I haven't watched. I didn't know if I could handle Jake and Vienna oh and Casey... but now I wish I had of seen this! It was all the talk on Twitter last night. Maybe I need to watch it online! and wooo hooo to Megan's comment!

Young and Fabulous said...

im so behind on this bach pad shizz! I feel like I need to watch. Esp since the men in this post are dripping with gorgeousness!

and if this Erica was in the house, she wouldn't be taking no BS from anyone! hahah

oh and the pic of the guy sitting on the table with the girl? i legit thought it was you and then realized this post was all about bach pad people hahaha :-D

xoxox

annahita said...

I haven't watched yet but this post made me laugh so hard, I loved...

"I felt sorry for her until she opened her mouth....and when I realized every 25 year old woman wearing a tiara obviously needs a reality check"

major giggles over here. hilarity.

Ashley said...

Oh man, I totally missed Bach Pad last night and think I even forgot to tape it ... #fail. Thanks for the update .. now I hafta watch online ..sucks! lol

Have a good day!

-Ashley

jillian :: cornflake dreams. said...

i have to start watching this show! xoxo jillian:: don't miss my fishs eddy dish giveaway!

Shalyn said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh he ran after her and left the show!? I DVR'd it but I haven't got to watch yet! Yay! I love it! :) So so sweet!

Katie said...

OMG so glad you did this recap. I was going to do it today bc last nights episode was just too funny but then I needed to show my Buckeye pride. ps -are you still dating your bf who is an OSU fan? how about a visit this fall for a game..yes yes?

Anyways, I died during this episode. How about when Chris announced 2 GIRLS would be going home and VIENNA FLIPPED?! It looked like she had seen a ghost! Why in the world didn't all the girls gang up on her andvote that skank off?! I can't stand her and Casey. they are awful. And the upcoming clip for next week? Vienna: "he's supposed to guard and protect me!" <--pathetic.

natasha {schue love} said...

LOOOOVE this recap! You crack me and are right on girl!

Katie said...

I've never seen the show...but I might just start living vicariously through your highlights!

Abby said...

I haven't watched it this season, but I love your highlights! Thanks for making me laugh ;)

Chelsea said...

i watched. of course. i screamed with GLEE at the end! oh it was amazing. perfection. what a dream. love love love loved it!!!!!!!!!! want to watch again and again and again!

Meg {henninglove} said...

oh my gosh i so love your commentary about everything from the red pants of ames, to his leaving to follow jackie and the pelting of the paint eggs to erica, yup reality check you are wearing a tiara. And Chris was awesome telling vienna she can leave there are two open doors, bam! and that is how it is done vienna! don't let the door hit you on the way out ;-)

Jessica Lynn Ruud said...

I love Ames! Honestly he's my favorite. And I totally agree with this post :)

Great blog!!

Tabadoo said...

I love this! I love Ames, his glorious red pants and his awkward runaway farewell. Perfect!

Julip Made said...

Your recap is pretty much as good if not better than the show.. just yesss!!! I'm expecting these weekly now lady!

Sherry said...

LOL!! That was the best moment in BP history - when Chris pointed V-face to the door and then Ames's little "run" - entertainment at it's best!!! Love your blog! :)

http://sweetandsassy-sherry.blogspot.com/

Tamara Nicole said...

Ha ha ha I love that show too, esp the red pants woooo hooo:-)

Lindsay @ Delighted Momma said...

hahaha!! I cant wait to watch this..it is tivoed at the moment. they all look like a bunch of hott messes!

Brianna said...

soooo great!! loved what Ella said at the end! She took the words right out of my mouth. oh ames... And seriously Vienna & Kasey need to shut up! I can't stand them! Chris Harrison is my hero!

ashley said...

I just finally watched Monday's episode last night and OH MY GOODNESS...Casey is seriously messed up! So happy that Chris showed Vienna the doors too...loved it. I wish someone would vote them off already...although I guess the drama would be a tad bit less. And Melissa finally showed her crazy...now where is Michelle's?