Monday, June 20, 2011

I Confess



-I confess I went to the grocery store THREE times for shaving cream and forgot it all three teams yet somehow came out with bags full of other crap. Thankfully I remembered my last trip & have ended my stint as a man.


I confess i used the terms "no duh" "it's opposite day" and "Not!" all in one day...apparently i was missing 5th grade.

I confess I'm in love with the song "Show Goes On" by Lupe Fiasco.....and know all the words. Maybe I'll take a cue from Erica one day and do a little rap for ya'll!

I confess I worked out 4 times over the weekend....partly because I'm a work-out-o-holic and partly to counteract all the weekend crap I ate. 


I confess I watched an average of 6 hours of Real Housewives this weekend 


I confess I want to see The Green Lantern SOLELY because Ryan Reynolds is in it. 


I confess I forgot to take my eye makeup off before going to the pool and consequently looked like Lady Gaga after a stage show when I left..... that's what brings the boys to the yard!

I confess that I got a Facebook message from a "Prince Chubbs" last week that said "How you doin' gorgeous"...to which I promptly replied - "This isn't myspace" (but only after checking to make sure he didn't live in Atlanta and couldn't come murder me). 

28 comments:

Rissy said...

hahahah "Prince Chubbs?" oh my word... Oh wait, I have no words.

I use phrases like that all the time... I should be embarrassed. I'm not.

You are amazing for doing this! I need to get my ish together and send that package on! but it's going to take me forever to write the note because I want my handwrite to be somewhat close to as neat as yours.

CarissaExplainsItAll

Marian said...

I totally feel your confession about the Green Lantern...I'm in the same boat:)

Shannon said...

Wanting to see Green Lantern solely b/c of Ryan Reynolds? Check.

Angel Glover said...

haha i love the last one. my dream was totally all about you and your dad last night... so weird, but it just means i miss you! :) haha. have a great week!!

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

oh my gosh, I did the same thing with toothpaste last week... I was on my last drop and had the tube rolled so tight like a WEEK before I ever ended up getting any. I've never stretched a tube so far...

asj said...

bahahahah that last one about Prince Chubbs literally had me hysterical laughing at my desk. amazing!

CMae said...

Hysterical---I did the same thing cept we kept for getting Reynolds Wrap....and I still haven't remembered to pick it up from the store...lol sigh...

Stephanie and Such said...

Prince Chubbs? Umm Shrek wannabe? Your response was priceless!

Green Lantern will be getting my money too. Thank you Ryan.

Umm I want Kort's body in that picture. Good for you for working out 4 times!!

Katie said...

LOL Prince Chubbs? Seriously?

Now I'm extremely mad at myself b/c I only worked out once and my pants feel extra tight!!

jayme said...

i will be on the beach in about 10 days so i need to start doing 4-a-days! booo for beach body!

Lindsey said...

lol, i love your confessions. I want Kourt's body too. I can't believe you worked out 4 times ... I'm jelly belly. I did not work out at all and instead drank my weight in vodka. Ugh I hate FB creepers. I just ignore them.

Young and Fabulous said...

hahah NO DUH! Wow I haven't heard that in ages!

I think you should take a cue from me and do some rapping! that'd be divine

its ok I confessed today that I shave my legs with kurts razor..woopsie lol

I've gotten into those RH marathons and just sit on the couch watching and watching..

as long as price chubbs wasnt the hot man buying groceries in target, you're all set!

xoxox

DaisyJo said...

Too funny! I was invited by some guy friends to see Green Lantern. I giggled at the idea, but then I watched a preview-- "Sign me up." haha

Katie said...

bahahahaha Prince Chubbs! Way to put him in his place :)

Chelsea said...

Hey girl crush,
I confess: Its 1,000 degrees out and I am sitting in my cubicle with the heater on my feet
I confess: I want to steal your work out motivation. Because 1 weekend ago I gained 3 POUNDS. If that keeps up will you still promise to be my friend?
I confess: I asked my boss for a tampon this morning and it was really awkward.
I also confess: I told my boss she doesn’t need to bother with my review, just give me a really big raise.
That was also awkward.
And lastly, I confess: I am so excited for bachelorette tonight. But seriously what the HELL Ashley. All this Bentley obsession? I didn’t even know she really liked him that much when he was on the show #girls are stupid
Oh and lastly, lastly, I had to have my brother explain hashtags.

MRS said...

I confess: Your blog cracks me up, glad I'm no longer living under a rock.
I confess: I spent yesterday consuming margaritas and m&m sugar cookies.
I confess: I can't stop playing scrabble! How much of a loser does that make me??

Megan said...

Hahahaha. Prince Chubbs?? Wow, should that turn us on?? Love your confessions, Ash!

Meghan said...

I totally keep forgetting to buy shaving cream, too! I definitely walked to Walgreens with the intention of buying it this AM and totally did not:(

Kayla said...

I'll watch the Green Lantern with you! I might copy this post btw!

Val said...

Cute post!! I too, am guilty of Housewives marathons. I would watch the movie for Ryan Reynolds, only =))

Jennifer said...

I confess I watched amnetyville (or however the eff you spell it) b/c of Mr. Reynolds. sah-woon. terrible movie though =)

Sarah said...

That's the only reason I went to see Green Lantern! haha But I ended up loving it!

natasha {schue love} said...

OMG, you crack me up every time!! Love it...and really, with Prince Chubbs??! Too funny!

Jet said...

I get sucked into watching RH's reruns All. The. Time. Even if I've already seen the episode 4 times I'll watch it again. Addicted much? I think so. Annnnd how the heck do u work out 4 times in a weekend? I have no patience for the gym. Do you just treadmill? xo-Jet

Major Gal said...

you're one of my fave bloggers. so honest and funny. let's be friends. Move to toronto asap please and thanks.

Bad Joan said...

There is nothing wrong with going to see a movie just because Ryan Reynolds is in it! ;)

http://www.badjoan.blogspot.com

Trish said...

ok...i'm four days late finding your confession post but it had me cracking up! esp regarding missing 5th grade!

Glocal Girl said...

You are hilarious!!!! Thank you for the entertainment after this loooong Tuesday, I definitely needed it.

Cheers from (rainy!!) Amsterdam X
Jeanelle @
Glocal Girl