Thursday, June 16, 2011

Awkward and Awesome

Awkward 
 

-The manager at the bank telling me in all seriousness to stay away from Cobb Parkway on Monday and to be on the lookout for zombies. It frightens me more than a little that I'm trusting these people with my money.

-Weird house noises. Why do you always hear the weird house noises only at night? You then look at your nightstand, try to channel your inner Jason Bourne and figure out how you can take someone down with a ball point pen and people magazine.

-That moment when you get out of the pool and have to decide if it's a worse idea having everyone see 78% of your untanned badonk-a-donk or going for it and pulling the sides out that are now firmly suction cupped right up the middle


Awesome 
 
-The fact that I drank an entire bottle of diet V8 in one day - that's like 233 servings of vegetables! AND I drank all of them directly out of the bottle.  #classy

-That Shannon and I had an entire text conversation in nothing but hashtags #we'resocoolitsscary

-Discovering the bakery/coffee shop across the street...walking to it....and convincing myself that my 4 minute walk cancels out any and all calories that come out of the bakery with me.


19 comments:

Taryn said...

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xoxo
Taryn

Rissy said...

hmm I wonder if that works for the bakery/coffee shop that is directly across from my office... maybe today is the day I find out ; )

zombies? seriously? I have no words....

maybe I need to buy some V8 because eating a few baby carrots the past two days was worth a pat on the back for me...

CarissaExplainsItAll

Seashells and Southern Belles said...

That picture of the milk cans is HILLARIOUS! Like literally she did it with the milkman, bahahhaaa

I also hate that moment when you get out of the pool and have to re-situate yourself...

Michelle said...

HAHA Love it! I love the rainbow escalator and that you texted with hashtags!

And go you with all those servings of vegetables! ;)

Stephanie and Such said...

Hashtags?? #Soundslikethebestconversationever!!

No but seriously, the Jason Bourne comes out in me at night too. Haha because for some reason I ONLY hear scary noises at night too!

Zombies? Ummm...weirrrrdddo!

Oh and no worries, one time I was boating and me and some boys just got done tubing (it was a wild ride), so I get up back onto the boat and the side of my boob was hanging out of my swimsuit and life jacket #thatwouldhappentome

Shannon said...

Hahahaha - that first picture of the milk family cracked me up. I sent it to my husband.

Ashley said...

haha - funny Jason Bourne story....My BF and I, one night heard some creepy sounds and I told him someone was in the house. He was like, "Really?" So, the only "weapon" we had in our room was an ab roller, yes an ab roller...anyways he went downstairs with ab roller in hand and was gonna kick some butt...lol needless to say, it was only our dishwasher that was making all the noise...OOPS, forgot I ran the dishwasher that night haha.

We now keep his golf clubs in our room....JUST in case haha.

Have a good day!

asj said...

hilarious! they were filming the AMC Walking Dead (show? movie? who knows) downtown that's probably what they were talking about (http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.168637483199654.44641.155336467863089) and I loved the rationale about the bakery, I use that too from time to time! :)

Katie said...

LOL I hate when that decision for the bikini bottoms creeps up..I typically pull it out in front of everyone. no shame. PS-Why is your boyfriend an ohio state fan again?! Where is he from? Why don't I see any pics? That's all.

Jenna said...

Zombies in Cobb Parkway... say what!? I would not trust them with my money either - that is crazy!

And I looove V8 - it tastes better when drank straight from the bottle!

xoxo
Jenna

Major Gal said...

you always make me laugh bella! great post xo i'm only now getting over my fear of sleeping alone in a house. i used to be afraid of everything. now, i prefer the silence.

Young and Fabulous said...

i hate weird noises ONLY at night...they are never around during the day. BAH

im gonna text you a hashtag next time I text you just because its COOL! :)

im convinced if I eat a piece of fruit during the day along with other JUNKY SHIT i eat, that the fruit cancels out the crappy food

i hate suction cupped bathing suit bottoms lol especially when they ride the asss

xoxox

Courtney said...

They are filming "The Walking Dead" on Cobb Parkway. That's why. :)

Jet said...

Awkward: humming to myself everytime I come out of the bathroom at work (why do I do this?!) and having coworkers stare at me weird. "What's she so happy about?"
Awesome: drinks with the best friend tonight #niiiiice

Love your blog xo

Megan said...

I say that the walk to the bakery definitely cancels out the calories. Just another reason that we are besties...you think just like me! Haha!! : )

Abby said...

I always freak myself out with hearing weird noises at night! Seriously I can be such a scaredy cat. Was your boss serious about the zombies? that is hilarious!

Jennifer said...

bahahah YES! getting out of the pool to me is always an akward feat! also walking across or around the pool area with ppl just watching for jiggle.... ahhh i hate it!

xoXOxo
Jenn @ Peas & Crayons

Michaela said...

So right- those house noises are ONLY at night. EEKKKK. Not okay. I love this series. woohoo for texting with hashtags. Obsessed with social media

Katie said...

V-8 tastes like shite. The end.