Monday, February 28, 2011

If I Were....

Thanks to No Small Dreams for this....Such a fun idea!

If I were a country.....I'd be Amercia (duh). America's the best! Working toilets....endless cereal choices. I think yes.

If I were a month.....I'd be June. Perfect beach weather and my birthday month!

If I were a day of the week.....I'd be Friday. I love the feeling of a hard week's work wrapping up and the anticipation of all a weekend holds!

If I were a time of day.....I’d be 8 p.m. That's clearly when all the quality TV comes on. (And by quality tv I mean this):

If I were a season.....I'd be summer. Everything looks better tan.

If I were a planet....I’d be Earth. It's obviously the most happening planet

If I were a sea animal....I’d be a whale - Only because I am very afraid of sharks so to ensure I wouldn't get eaten....I'd just go ahead and be the king of the sea!

If I were a direction.....I'd be East because it's where home is.

If I were a piece of furniture.....I’d be this bed. Don't you just want to crawl in and stay cozied up all day!

If I were a liquid.....I’d be chocolate milk. This needs no explanation.

If I were a tree....I’d be a palm tree because that would mean I was near water!

If I were a tool.....I’d be a flat iron (that counts right?)

If I were a flower....I’d be a tulip. They're my faves!

If I were a kind of weather....I’d be perfect beach weather

If I were a musical instrument.....I’d be a piano because they are so much fun to play. Que the heart and soul.

If I were a color....I’d be yellow - also my fav!

If I were an emotion.....I’d be joy

If I were a fruit....I’d be a grapefruit. I eat these daily!

If I were a sound.....I’d be a text message alert. Seriously, who doesnt' love that sound?

If I were an element....I’d be water.

If I were a car....I’d be a {white} Mercedes Benz M-Class. I think this car is so sexy!

If I were a food, I’d be pizza. I know - not very exciting. But think about how many kinds of pizza toppings there are! I would equate this to being able to change outfits....makes sense now right? Right.

If I were a place, I’d be Bora Bora

If I were a material....I'd be crushed velvet. Just kidding! I'd be (designer) denim. {confession: I am a jean snob!}

If I were a taste....I’d taste like Chili Pepper. Spicy!

If I were a scent....I’d be banana boat.

If I were a facial expression.....I’d love to say a smile or something but I'm pretty sure it'd be this since somehow I end up doing this in 60% of all pictures. I have no clue why.

If I were a song, I’d be Dancing in the all were totally expecting me to throw out something T Swift weren't you? I secretly love some Bruce Springstein....actually just this song! ;)
This song seriously makes me smile though. And Bruce has some hot dance skills no?

If I were a pair of shoes....Currently I'd say tennis shoes because I am spending ungodly amounts of time in mine but if I were to pick ones that reflect my personality....I'd go with these:

OH.....and if I were a blog....I'd be this one....because it rocks! ;) JUUUUST kidding! Have a perfect week friends!


~k said...

Fun post! Mmmm...the smell of sunscreen is one of my favorites because it's like the smell of summer.

Sam {} said...

cute!! love the thought of you being the king of the sea :)

Ashley said...

totally in love with this post. seriously. very cute idea!

Jennifer said...

Totally might steal this idea! fun and genius! <3

Girl the whale cracked me up! Have you ever seen hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? I pictured the whale dropping out of the sky making up words as he went along.. hahaha!

Jenn @ Peas & Crayons

Young Mommy said...

I live 4 miles from the beach in South Florida, and I can relate to all your perfect weather, beachy-ness. I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else! And my favorite scent is sunscreen too, I used to have a Victoria's Secret perfume that smelled just like it, but of course they don't make it anymore... bummer.

Such a cute post!

Jillian said...

how fun :) im a june summer baby too! love all your answers. too cute. xoxo jcd :: cornflake dreams

iheartkiwi said...

I love this!

June is the best month for birthdays :) And I want to dive into that cozy bed right about now.

Happy Monday!

jessica said...

super fun post! love all your answers! i used that same cupcake photo on my post today! haha

hope you have a great day!

Michaela said...

I love this! Especially the 8pm one. I cannot wait for tonight!!!! Who do you think is going home?!

Kristen said...

you're too cute! what a fun post!

jayme said...

um, hey, hilarious. you crack me up which is odd because i would've had all these same answers... except i was born in may so clearly may is a lot cooler than any other month. besides that though, you are perfection.

it's mondayyyyyyyyy. blahhhhhh. i wish it were you in the sense of you being a day of the week because friday sounds real nice right bout now. (sheesh, talking about being you in a day sense is really weird and kinda awkward...) whatevs, holla at cha gurllll.

Megan said...

This is SO SO cute!! Great idea! I would be tulips, too! My fave!!

Michelle said...

Such a great post! What a fun idea ... I may have to steal it! :)

Rhiannon Nicole said...

this was so fun to read!! I loved the one with the hair straightener! and those shoes. sigh. love em!

Nuha said...

haha I love this...your explanations are so funny :)

Kinsey Michaels said...

your blog is super cute Ashley. i agree with a lot of your choices. i looove summer, palm trees, and the beach, but I live in Boston so I usually have to escape to the west coast or FL to get to where i want to be :)

Random Musings said...

Love your list.. What a fun blog!

Jamie said...

Fun post :) I'm loving your answers!

Stefany said...

This is so cute! I might just steal this from you. :)

2 Mates and a Blog said...

That cake looks amazing lol