Monday, February 28, 2011

If I Were....

Thanks to No Small Dreams for this....Such a fun idea!

If I were a country.....I'd be Amercia (duh). America's the best! Working toilets....endless cereal choices. I think yes.

If I were a month.....I'd be June. Perfect beach weather and my birthday month!

If I were a day of the week.....I'd be Friday. I love the feeling of a hard week's work wrapping up and the anticipation of all a weekend holds!

If I were a time of day.....I’d be 8 p.m. That's clearly when all the quality TV comes on. (And by quality tv I mean this):

If I were a season.....I'd be summer. Everything looks better tan.

If I were a planet....I’d be Earth. It's obviously the most happening planet

If I were a sea animal....I’d be a whale - Only because I am very afraid of sharks so to ensure I wouldn't get eaten....I'd just go ahead and be the king of the sea!

If I were a direction.....I'd be East because it's where home is.

If I were a piece of furniture.....I’d be this bed. Don't you just want to crawl in and stay cozied up all day!

If I were a liquid.....I’d be chocolate milk. This needs no explanation.

If I were a tree....I’d be a palm tree because that would mean I was near water!

If I were a tool.....I’d be a flat iron (that counts right?)

If I were a flower....I’d be a tulip. They're my faves!

If I were a kind of weather....I’d be perfect beach weather

If I were a musical instrument.....I’d be a piano because they are so much fun to play. Que the heart and soul.

If I were a color....I’d be yellow - also my fav!

If I were an emotion.....I’d be joy

If I were a fruit....I’d be a grapefruit. I eat these daily!

If I were a sound.....I’d be a text message alert. Seriously, who doesnt' love that sound?

If I were an element....I’d be water.

If I were a car....I’d be a {white} Mercedes Benz M-Class. I think this car is so sexy!

If I were a food, I’d be pizza. I know - not very exciting. But think about how many kinds of pizza toppings there are! I would equate this to being able to change outfits....makes sense now right? Right.

If I were a place, I’d be Bora Bora

If I were a material....I'd be crushed velvet. Just kidding! I'd be (designer) denim. {confession: I am a jean snob!}

If I were a taste....I’d taste like Chili Pepper. Spicy!

If I were a scent....I’d be banana boat.

If I were a facial expression.....I’d love to say a smile or something but I'm pretty sure it'd be this since somehow I end up doing this in 60% of all pictures. I have no clue why.

If I were a song, I’d be Dancing in the all were totally expecting me to throw out something T Swift weren't you? I secretly love some Bruce Springstein....actually just this song! ;)
This song seriously makes me smile though. And Bruce has some hot dance skills no?

If I were a pair of shoes....Currently I'd say tennis shoes because I am spending ungodly amounts of time in mine but if I were to pick ones that reflect my personality....I'd go with these:

OH.....and if I were a blog....I'd be this one....because it rocks! ;) JUUUUST kidding! Have a perfect week friends!


kate said...

Fun post! Mmmm...the smell of sunscreen is one of my favorites because it's like the smell of summer.

Sam W. said...

cute!! love the thought of you being the king of the sea :)

Ashley said...

totally in love with this post. seriously. very cute idea!

Jenn @ Peas and Crayons said...

Totally might steal this idea! fun and genius! <3

Girl the whale cracked me up! Have you ever seen hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? I pictured the whale dropping out of the sky making up words as he went along.. hahaha!

Jenn @ Peas & Crayons

Jessica said...

I live 4 miles from the beach in South Florida, and I can relate to all your perfect weather, beachy-ness. I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else! And my favorite scent is sunscreen too, I used to have a Victoria's Secret perfume that smelled just like it, but of course they don't make it anymore... bummer.

Such a cute post!

jillian :: cornflake dreams. said...

how fun :) im a june summer baby too! love all your answers. too cute. xoxo jcd :: cornflake dreams

iheartkiwi said...

I love this!

June is the best month for birthdays :) And I want to dive into that cozy bed right about now.

Happy Monday!

jessica // union shore said...

super fun post! love all your answers! i used that same cupcake photo on my post today! haha

hope you have a great day!

Michaela said...

I love this! Especially the 8pm one. I cannot wait for tonight!!!! Who do you think is going home?!

Kristen said...

you're too cute! what a fun post!

jayme said...

um, hey, hilarious. you crack me up which is odd because i would've had all these same answers... except i was born in may so clearly may is a lot cooler than any other month. besides that though, you are perfection.

it's mondayyyyyyyyy. blahhhhhh. i wish it were you in the sense of you being a day of the week because friday sounds real nice right bout now. (sheesh, talking about being you in a day sense is really weird and kinda awkward...) whatevs, holla at cha gurllll.

Megan said...

This is SO SO cute!! Great idea! I would be tulips, too! My fave!!

Michelle said...

Such a great post! What a fun idea ... I may have to steal it! :)

Rhiannon Bosse said...

this was so fun to read!! I loved the one with the hair straightener! and those shoes. sigh. love em!

Nuha said...

haha I love this...your explanations are so funny :)

Alison Kinsey said...

your blog is super cute Ashley. i agree with a lot of your choices. i looove summer, palm trees, and the beach, but I live in Boston so I usually have to escape to the west coast or FL to get to where i want to be :)

Random Musings said...

Love your list.. What a fun blog!

Jamie said...

Fun post :) I'm loving your answers!

Stefany said...

This is so cute! I might just steal this from you. :)

2 Mates and a Blog said...

That cake looks amazing lol